Ethan Tremblay

We couldn’t be more Melbourne if we tried.

I was secretly hoping this may be the case.

Sucked in top knot man bun flogs.

I like to think it doesn’t happen but after tonight’s game I’m finding it hard to deny umpires are given directives to influence certain games.

Hooker’s haircut is disgusting.

Umpires not even hiding it.

Poor kick Heppell.

Same source who told you there was going to be a late out last week? The one that never happened?

AFL: “Looks like Essendon are going to miss the finals again, damn” Umpires: “Hold my beer.”

It’s all for show but I like it. Better than the company line that’s normally toed out.

I wonder how many teams have missed finals after being 4th on the ladder three weeks prior.

Yep as it stands we don’t. If may be able to trade back into the draft and pick up another second rounder or two. Mount peak Sydney’s interest as they’ll be wanting points to use on Academy picks.

If Gaff leaves the West for Melbourne, I can’t see him making his decision based on a 10 year old connection with a clubs doctor.

That Monday’s already reserved for our Mad Monday.

The Menzel Special.

Every year for the last four years Hardie has stated he has inside information that Hogan will be going home. He has no idea.

There’s no way that any deal is 100% done at this time of year.

Out: Spargo, Hogan, Hunt In: Melksham, Hibberd, Kent

If we win and free drinks

I’ll go recently departed, an injury-free Scully would be a nice addition to our current team.

ANB haters gonna hate this.

Woa slow down Col, maybe reserve that one for when we win a final.

Yesterday I saw a woman wearing blue and yellow socks walking across the road, she tripped over the gutter and landed on her stomach. Pretty sure she was awarded a free kick. Good sign or bad sign?

Was the duck killed by an eagle? If so, could be a bad sign.