Ethan Tremblay

I may wander down to the boardwalk and throw them like a gorilla.

Anyone else done three nervous poo’s already?

I have a feeling Viney is going to run through and flatten one of the holy-wankers at the first bounce. I can feel it in my plums.

Living up to the family name, spud.

I’m thinking about growing a mullet so people automatically think I’m tough.

Cotchin struggling with wet hair.

Bringing in three players whom I imagine would be quite underdone fitness-wise seems like a huge risk. As per my previous post I think West Coast will win, and also agree it will be by a lot.

Collingwood looking desperate with those inclusions. Eagles should be able to run over the top of them in the second half.

First elimination final: Melbourne v Geelong Field umpires: Ray Chamberlain, Robert Findlay, Jacob Mollison http://m.afl.com.au/news/2018-09-05/whos-in-charge-afl-reveals-umpires-for-finals

I’m not sure how reliable I am but I appreciate the vote of confidence.

Did you punch him in the throat and ask how he likes that history?

It’s a bloody outrage. I’m OUTRAGED.

Let bygones be bygones.

You’re not wrong, and it continues to.

“I say old chap, what is it again that you sing?” Let’s go back to our snobby roots. I actually have a good mate called Wadaweh Singh.

The writing is on the walls.

Cool story, Tom.

This is bad. Walls is almost always wrong.

I hate people who surf in a suit.

I could watch Ben Brown get hammered all day.

Murray’s age is irrelevant. Four years out of the game is a huge whack but he knew the risks.

Hearing whispers Richo may be sacked sometime this week. Is the board listening to the players, nil mass exodus after all? #Tradewhispererout.

Scully will end up at Hawthorn. Gut feeling only.