Ethan Tremblay

A 15 goal win was me being reserved, I hadn’t even taken into account Wines missing. 20 goal first round win coming up. #Easymoney.

I fail to see how my post influences the performance of the team.

I reckon Port will be a discombobulated rabble this coming season, I envisage a 15 goal win in round 1. #Bookmarkit.

How very Hipster of you.

Who’s the fat pig on the right?

Nuffies gonna nuff.

You’d have to ask shim.

I understand the response from Petracca was a joke. I was hoping Saty was joking about actually asking him about his weight.

I’m hoping that’s a joke (the part where you asked him).

We shouldn’t be assuming anyone’s gender. The fella on the right may be a chick.

At least he’s working on the man-on-man defensive side of his game.

Uh yes LA, discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's [censored]

You’re very lucky Un fan de Demons. One of my favourite trips is taking the train from Paris through Bordeaux to San Sebastián.

Not MFC related but Tom Mitchell has been taken to hospital with a suspected broken leg sustained during training. http://m.afl.com.au/news/2019-01-11/star-hawk-tom-mitchell-taken-to-hospital-with-suspected-broken-leg

Looks hungover to me.

Inifiniti cars just don’t do it for me.

Without prejudice, my first and final offer is a kilo of lady finger bananas, take it or leave it.

Infiniti.

Not alcohol related but similar - I was first on scene to a pretty bad traffic accident a few years and was trying to pull the driver out of the car as it was smoking. A lady in an SUV pulled up next to me and I thought I was going to get some help but when I turned around she’d given her phone to her daughter, who was no older than 8, and she begun filming. It was about that time I gave up on humanity.

Minus the coconut. You’ve talked me into it, I’m off to the green grocer and bottleshop.

Banana smoothie with white Creme de cacao and banana liquor. If you haven’t tried it, you haven’t lived.

Old news, Sarge.