Ethan Tremblay

Bedford over Nietschke is interesting. I have to admit, I'm also a fan of the pencil mo'. He almost had my vote.

Voting based on the players handsomeness Mitch Hannan vs Jay Kennedy-Harris Corey Wagner vs Austin Bradtke James Jordon vs Kade Chandler Toby Bedford vs Aaron Nietschke Charlie Spargo vs Declan Keilty Tough round this one, a couple are pretty much 50/50.

Wedding was Jan 5. Port were still on their mandatory 3 week break at that time.

Deadset, Gil and the boys are [censored] morons.

The target audience are fat comic book nerds who still live at home that don’t normally watch sport.

I reckon Melksham was the versatile playing moving forward last season. He was probably more adaptable than versatile though.

Smokey for the Brownlow?

Maybe his obesity is the cause of his knee issues?

Get down there @It's Time

Imagine if he and Daisy had a baby. It’d have a twelvehead.

I hope she mowed them after bringing you a beer.

I think the days are gone when players train within the main group when they have an injury or niggle. I’d suggest any pain is reported to training staff and the players training regime is altered accordingly. I’m not worried at all.

Thanks for the solid training reports.

How very Hipster of you.

Thanks @It's Time. How’s Sparrow looking? Based off not much more than physical appearance, I think he’s going to be a gem. If we can somehow keep him under mass pressure, possibly a diamond.

Who’s the fat pig on the right?

Nuffies gonna nuff.

You’d have to ask shim.

ToeMac

BMI is a [censored] measurement that doesn’t take into account muscle mass. Give it a rest.

I understand the response from Petracca was a joke. I was hoping Saty was joking about actually asking him about his weight.