Ethan Tremblay

Kolt will be fine. Just stop bringing him in and taking him out. I don’t even know what position he plays, our younger players can look a bit lost. Maybe it’s the game plan. I reckon whenever we ditch the complicated game plan, we go on goal kicking streaks; like when we kicked five against the Gold Coast. What was the question again?

How many weeks will Tom Lynch receive for his king hit on Butts. Similar attempt to Barry Hall’s but with the coordination of a giant baby. Should be six to eight. But wouldn’t be surprised if it was anything from no weeks, to one week to Butts having to apologise to Lynch.

Trac and Lever.

Their 50’s look fairly open. Why does our always look so congested?

18 free kicks in a quarter of footy. Bloody gross.

Struggle getting into games played at the SCG. The ground is joke-size.

Apologies, I can’t reveal my sauces.

Am hearing that there’s movement at the coal-face.

‘Personal issues’ makes me laugh. Who hasn’t got them.

Puts the game on. Hears Kelli Underwood. Turns game off.

Four umpires… is there any other sport where two umpires make a different decision at the same time. One called mark and the other called play on, at the exact same time. What a joke.

He was, until we got done for breaching child labour laws.

Have heard it was announced that he’s starting in September.

Put a trident in us.