FireInTheBennelly

Free kick Norf!

How good are we!!!! Can't wait for finals, we'll give it a real shake.

Thw hole team needs to have a long hard look at that Gawn kick for goal. He's clearly worked hard on his technique, that was perfect. If the big man can, anyone can. Get it done!

I missed the review, wasn't that touched?

Oliver's never had one though. Every time Max gives him one he hands it off to the nearest customer.

To be fair, they weren't actually handballs

They've been ripping our heads off all game and then pay a high free to Norf. After that, Williams comes in and throws his knees into Jones on the ground. all good, nothing to see here.

I think we have a few making sure they're in prime condition for mad monday.

Stick a tackle, for crying out loud!

Instead, with Gawn coming out of the square, Oliver gets the ball with nobody in front of him, and rather than kick long, goes the handball outside.

Umpires are getting into the spirit of Jordy's last game.

He can also lose my number after that.

Stretch. Just stood there watching Harmes.

Shepherd Stretch!!!! No awareness

Yep, I'd happily chip in to help pay the fine.

Maggots are on a mission today.

Why wasn't a 2nd 50 paid then, according to the new rule?

Ben Brown does a pretty good Rance impression.

That deserved a car

How do they miss an obvious throw like that?

Can we delist JKH during the game?

Surely we'd be going in there along the lines of So what went wrong? Well, Uncle Gilly, as the only club in the AFL without a real home, we're unfortunately struggling for our identity. We once had a fortress, but for one reason or another, that's been given away to our biggest opposition, and then shared among other clubs that have exploited our oppression. You have a home Gil, where the au pairs nurture (frolic with) the beautiful children (or is it the other way around??). We need the same. So here's the deal, [censored]. Pre-season fine, we'll use Goschs. We need facilities within the G for everything else, and we want to train on the ground in season. We will be the only club that has that advantage, because, well, we are Melbourne. With all of the AFL and state government funding provided to other clubs to move and grow as they like, I believe the AFL need to show us the same commitment and assist us in a deal to fund our new (old) home. Also, in regards to this priority pick nonsense. If you were to grant a PP to the Gold Coast, you'd be admitting that early draft picks can assist a club in moving up the ladder. That would also be admitting that when Melbourne was at it's lowest point, and the 2 newest clubs to the competition were taking all of the draft advantages they were given, you were actually crucifying us as a club, condemning us to a prolonged period at the bottom of the ladder, damaging our finances moving forward. On those grounds you simply cannot continue to hurt this club any longer by allowing another draft pick ahead of ours. Unless of course the GCS wish to hand us a player like Jack Martin for nothing. You know, Jarrod Lyons style.

Errr, because it probably caused an earthquake!

Sliding Doors: If your number 1 off-field target chooses instead to sign with the Dees, Then your team is well and truly crapola! #eatabagbarrett

If we truly want to be a successful club, and get ahead of the game, we need to be ruthless. Trade Brayshaw and pick up Coniglio for nothing. Or we can let the Cats trade Kelly, and pick up Coniglio for nothing. Which makes you feel better?