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How Judd's career (at Carlton) will start

Apocalypse XXXI
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If you look REALLY closely, you can see the $ signs in his pupils.

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    i heard that chris judd doesnt have a reflection in the mirror...

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    I heard he eats souls for breakfast and enjoys a glass of wine while watching a lion feast on human bones. Tis true.

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    I heard he lights thirteen black candles in a ring, stands in the centre and recites witchcraft.

    He then takes the form of a bat and flies into the village to feast on the blood of young virgins..

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    The expression of a man who has just received a welcome hug from Barb.

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    If you look REALLY closely, you can see the $ signs in his pupils.

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    Judd's new jumper sure is inspiring.

    Didn't Lyon's nickname use to be Dollar's. He really did follow his idol.

    Now just waiting, for the stretcher.

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    just found chris Judds ipod!!!!!

    The two most played songs were 'I get money" and Laughing "straight to the bank" by 50 cent

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    just found chris Judds ipod!!!!!

    The two most played songs were 'I get money" and Laughing "straight to the bank" by 50 cent

    Did you see melbourne's 'Window Shopper' by 50 cent

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    Did you see melbourne's 'Window Shopper' by 50 cent

    hahahaha thats GOLD! HARSH YET SO TRUE UNFORTUNATLY

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    Did you see melbourne's 'Window Shopper' by 50 cent

    All Judd did was slightly change the words to suit how he felt.

    Melbourne you a window shopper,

    Ya'll can't afford me, I think I know why,

    Melbourne you some window shoppers,

    Mad as [censored], when see me at Carlton.

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    The expression of a man who has just received a welcome hug from Barb.

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