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Only a few minutes in but Im very impressed with our start....

Could we win?

 
Only a few minutes in but Im very impressed with our start....

Could we win?

Definitely a good start - they packed away the right colour shorts this time!

 
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Where are we going wrong?


Where are we going wrong?

Where AREN'T we going wrong?

Pathetic accountability, terrible pre-game selections, giant forward line that is giving us nothing, poor foot skills, incredibly slow through the middle....

Basically, we're awful in every way.

A new coach must, MUST drag anyone who is more than 5cm away from their direct opponent. It's under 9's stuff!

We're embarrassing. Is it really that hard to MAN-UP?????

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I dont see us scoring a goal in the first Q

No input from key players is destroying us

can we go home now ?? :blink:

 

The travelling comedy troupe that is the Melbourne Demons continues. We are an embarrassment!

It would be nice just to have the game not be decided in the first 10 mins of the game for once, just so i can get a little git of enjoyment out of watching the footy.

At least i know we will lose to Carlton rnd 22. We are by far the worst team in the AFL.

We were never going to win this game, I'm just dissappointed that we're wasting valuable game time for alot of guys that aren't going to be on our list next year.


Again poor selection......

Wheres the kids...

why is Fergo, Miller, Holland playing......

We need either Biz or Rivers playing at anyone time as they are the only intelligent KP defenders we have....

Forward line hasnt looked that bad except we are giving away stupid free kicks when we are about to attack....

We will miss Bate (Badly corked thigh)

He is our only option across HF to present...

We are getting nothing

I dont see us scoring a goal in the first Q

No input from key players is destroying us

Do you mean these key players?

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If we had of got rid of J.White, instead of Jolly, we would have had a top 10 draft pick and about an extra 300k to spend on another player, and we would be no worse off in the ruck.

Again poor selection......

Wheres the kids...

why is Fergo, Miller, Holland playing......

We need either Biz or Rivers playing at anyone time as they are the only intelligent KP defenders we have....

Forward line hasnt looked that bad except we are giving away stupid free kicks when we are about to attack....

Jolly is destroying us,

Miller 0 possesion

Davey 1 Godfrey 1


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Do you mean these key players?

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haha, it feels like we are playing about 4 men down

Do you mean these key players?

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its just absolutely pathetic, l cannot watch this crap and the sooner this season is over the better, they need a real cleanout. WTF are they playing Jamar for????????????????????????????????????? sick of it

and between miller and holland we couldn't soccer a goal from 2 meters out.

This is so [censored] thats its runny!


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wooooooooooooo we kicked a goal

I dont know who this bloke "RUSHED" is ...but sign him long term...he's our best scorer !!!! ahhh pmsl !! :lol:

That sums up brown, a 1 meter handball to ward and the ball bounces off his chest.........sigh!

2 in a row! bring out the cup!

 

i take it back about holland..

Least he is trying hard and is using his brain to get it on quickly.

Our 2 goals are a result of his work.

Holland is not that bad, but we will never climb the ladder with him.

Buckley does not chase hard enough, thats twice ive watched him jog after the guy with the ball. Not good enough.


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