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Bored at work today which lead me to look up various things on Wikipedia including the Melbourne Football Club. The website provides quite a good history of our club.

Couldn't help but laugh at the 2007 section though:

2007 is shaping up as a poor season for the Demons, with Melbourne losing its first four matches. It has been widely tipped that Daniher's contract will not be renewed at the end of the season. The Demons have suffered numerous injuries and their fate appears to rest with highly skilled players like Nathan Carroll (the outstanding fullback of the competition), Daniel Ward (who is known for his pin-point accuracy in passing the ball by foot), perpetual Brownlow medal contender, Nathan D. Brown (one of the fastest players in the competition), the "Coleman-esque" goal-scoring sensation, Lynden Dunn, and Mark Jamar, the tap-ruckman extraordinaire (who recorded an unbelievable ONE whole hit-out in Melbourne's round 6, 2007 match against the Sydney Swans).

At least they got the Daniher contract part right. Is anyone at Demonland responsible for the section?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Foo...Partial_revival

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    Bored at work today which lead me to look up various things on Wikipedia including the Melbourne Football Club. The website provides quite a good history of our club.

    Couldn't help but laugh at the 2007 section though:

    2007 is shaping up as a poor season for the Demons, with Melbourne losing its first four matches. It has been widely tipped that Daniher's contract will not be renewed at the end of the season. The Demons have suffered numerous injuries and their fate appears to rest with highly skilled players like Nathan Carroll (the outstanding fullback of the competition), Daniel Ward (who is known for his pin-point accuracy in passing the ball by foot), perpetual Brownlow medal contender, Nathan D. Brown (one of the fastest players in the competition), the "Coleman-esque" goal-scoring sensation, Lynden Dunn, and Mark Jamar, the tap-ruckman extraordinaire (who recorded an unbelievable ONE whole hit-out in Melbourne's round 6, 2007 match against the Sydney Swans).

    At least they got the Daniher contract part right. Is anyone at Demonland responsible for the section?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Foo...Partial_revival

    Looks like Yze_Magic is doing some of his best work on Wikis as well as match predictions on Demonland. Tipping he did it in the latter half of a week !

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    Bored at work today which lead me to look up various things on Wikipedia including the Melbourne Football Club. The website provides quite a good history of our club.

    Couldn't help but laugh at the 2007 section though:

    2007 is shaping up as a poor season for the Demons, with Melbourne losing its first four matches. It has been widely tipped that Daniher's contract will not be renewed at the end of the season. The Demons have suffered numerous injuries and their fate appears to rest with highly skilled players like Nathan Carroll (the outstanding fullback of the competition), Daniel Ward (who is known for his pin-point accuracy in passing the ball by foot), perpetual Brownlow medal contender, Nathan D. Brown (one of the fastest players in the competition), the "Coleman-esque" goal-scoring sensation, Lynden Dunn, and Mark Jamar, the tap-ruckman extraordinaire (who recorded an unbelievable ONE whole hit-out in Melbourne's round 6, 2007 match against the Sydney Swans).

    At least they got the Daniher contract part right. Is anyone at Demonland responsible for the section?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Foo...Partial_revival

    Overstated Jamar's importance to the team.

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    Agree Biff, that has YM's fingerprints all over it.

    Sorry guys, it wasnt me. Not that part anyway

    its possible I may have added a 2003 All Australian in there. And a couple in the 2007 AA team

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    Sorry guys, it wasnt me. Not that part anyway

    its possible I may have added a 2003 All Australian in there. And a couple in the 2007 AA team

    Hahaha, Ward and Jamar AA in 07.

    Nice.

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    The whole page on wikipedia on Melbourne is very funny :lol:

    At least they get some things right

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    Sorry guys, it wasnt me. Not that part anyway

    its possible I may have added a 2003 All Australian in there. And a couple in the 2007 AA team

    Ross Funke, what a player! Stiff not to win the B&F that year! :lol:

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