Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (โ‹ฎ) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

53 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Basically. Though I left out the part where I spend most of my time chatting to a smart-mouthed woodpecker perched in the hole of a cactus oozing the essence of Morgan Freeman.ย 

Are you sure thatโ€™s original? I think I read that one.

ย 
  • Author
1 hour ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Are you sure thatโ€™s original? I think I read that one.

As an artist, I absorb influences from everywhere, such as by rubbing the Morgan goo all over my body, and then spit out all sorts of new artistic creations. It's a fairly standard part of the artistic process and practice. But if you're not an artist you probably wouldn't understand. I'm an artist though. Artists know that one plus one equals three, or maybe even four, some of the times.ย 

Edited by Skuit

C'mon Picket I want to have my pick.

ย 
  • Author
12 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

C'mon Picket I want to have my pick.

Take your two picks WERRIDEE. If Pick wants to be a C-nut and claim one of yours so be it. Like I doubt we're giving up any great IP at this stage.ย 

Edited by Skuit

  • Author

If picket claims one of your or mine or adonskis, then that drafter can slot back in and take the next pick.ย 

ย 

Edited by Skuit


At pick 23 PFFC the club with "Vision with Tradition" selects........

BUDDY FRANKLIN๐Ÿคฉ

  • Author

PFFC - If I trumped you for a FF with some actual legs left, I'll trade you Jeremy Cameron for Buddy and pick 31 (which is allowed in this fantasy trade scenario, because I made up the rules to begin with).ย 

ย 

Umm yeah Narr Nar Im happy with buddy , but thanks for your offer!๐Ÿ˜I just need him to play half a year and turn it on in a Grand Final

  • Author
44 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Umm yeah Narr Nar Im happy with buddy , but thanks for your offer!๐Ÿ˜I just need him to play half a year and turn it on in a Grand Final

4 to 6 x 3


  • Author
12 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

C'mon Picket I want to have my pick.

ย . . .

At pick 24 I choose Hugh McCluggage. so I've built my midfield now for my defense.

Edited by WERRIDEE

Pick 25 I choose Harris Andrews.

13 hours ago, picket fence said:

Umm yeah Narr Nar Im happy with buddy , but thanks for your offer!๐Ÿ˜I just need him to play half a year and turn it on in a Grand Final

Your mad Picket Cameron is far better than an ageing Buddy.

At Pick 26 PFFC SELECTS ..... Darcy Parrish..ย ๐Ÿ˜


On 10/19/2021 at 9:20 AM, Skuit said:

PFFC - If I trumped you for a FF with some actual legs left, I'll trade you Jeremy Cameron for Buddy and pick 31 (which is allowed in this fantasy trade scenario, because I made up the rules to begin with).ย 

Arr after some thought Skuman is this offer still available?? if so I'll take it!?

C'mon Skuit your running this thing you should be all over this.

Oi Werridee good bit of fun eh? I find myself thinking of structure, players I would want to follow PFFC gameplan plus selecting great quality blokes๐Ÿคฉ

CALLING SKUIT
Calling SKUIT- is anybody home
Calling SKUIT - I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building
Or can he come to the phone
Calling SKUIT - I'm here all alone

Well tell him I was calling just to wish him well
Let me leave my number - heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender - baby dob't be cruel
Return to sender - treat me like a fool

Calling SKUIT - is anybody home
Calling SKUIT - I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building
Or can he come to the phone
Calling SKUIT - I'm here all alone

Why don't you go get him - I'm his biggest fan
You gotta tell him - he's still the man
Long distance baby - so far from home
Don't you think maybe you could put him on

Well tell him I was calling just to wish him well
Let me leave my number - heartbreak hotel
Oh love me tender - baby dob't be cruel
Return to sender - treat me like a fool

Calling SKUIT - is anybody home
Calling SKUIT - I'm here all alone
Did he leave the building
Or can he come to the phone
Calling SKUIT- I'm here all alone
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 
ย 

It looks like this has had a slow death. C'mon Skuit revive it.


  • Author

Sorry guys - ended up in Cape Trib for a bit without internet. Confirmed Buddy and 31 for J. Cameron.ย 

  • Author

The next ten picks. Will the trades start to flow as the talent-flow begins to constrict heading into the third round?

28 @adonski

29 adonski

30 Skuit

31 Skuit

32 WERRIDEE

33 WERRIDEE

34 Picket

35 Skuit

36 adonski

37 adonski

38 Skuit

ย 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • The Bailey Humphrey Thread

    The Demons are hoping to entice Gold Coast young gun Bailey Humphrey from the Suns as part of a trade deal for champion Demon Christian Petracca.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2,171 replies
  • The Christian Petracca Thread

    Premiership Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca has nominated the Gold Coast as his club of choice to be traded to.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Like
    • 984 replies
  • The Clayton Oliver Thread

    Melbourne have held talks with Clayton Oliver and theyโ€™ve laid out where he fits in under Steve Kingโ€™s vision and been frank about expectations. Oliver is still under contract for five years, but the door is open if he wants to explore his options elsewhere.

      • Sad
      • Thumb Down
    • 1,313 replies
  • AFLW PREVIEW: Essendon

    Itโ€™s Pink Lady night at Princes Park โ€” a vibey Friday evening setting for a high-stakes clash between second-placed Melbourne and eleventh-placed Essendon.ย The wind-sheltered IKON Park, a favouriteย groundย ofย the Demonย players,ย promisesย flair,ย fireย and a touch of pink.ย Melbourne has never lost a home-and-away gameย here, though the ghosts of two straight-sets finalsย exitsย in 2023 still linger.ย 

    • 0 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 1 Steven Mayย 

    The premiership defender has shown signs of wear and tear due to age, and his 2025 season was inconsistent, ending poorly with a suspension and a noticeable decline in performance. The Demons are eager to integrate younger players onto their list and have indicated that they may not be able to guarantee him senior games next season, in what would be the final year of his contract.

      • Like
    • 10 replies
  • 2025 Player Reviews: # 2 Jacob van Rooyen

    The young key tall failed to make progress during the season, with a decline in his goal kicking output. His secondary role as a backup ruckman, which may have hindered his ability to further develop his game, and he was also impacted by the team's poor forward connection. It will be interesting to observe his performance under a new coaching regime.

      • Like
    • 43 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions โ†’ Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.