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A dream I had last night... ya big weirdo

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I have no idea where to put this and whether it's even worth putting out there, but I had a very funny dream last night. At least I thought so.

It featured @Wiseblood as a terrorist/serial killer. Wise was running about the town murdering people. Why? I have no idea.

As my wife left for work this morning, sleep-talking I was busy telling her that Wiseblood was going to get caught by the police and it was only a matter of time. He was a brutal man with no scruples apparently. 

Why the [censored] you were in my dream mate, I'll never know, but hey, at least someone's dreaming about you/your moniker. 

Thanks very much for apparently not murdering my dream-self too.

 

It's my pleasure in keeping you alive my friend.  I can't see, even in a mad killing spree, that I'd have reason to bump you off.

A few questions:

Did I kill any posters from this board?

Was your wife jealous that you were dreaming about me and not her?

I don't know whether to be weirded out or take this as some form of compliment, ha ha!

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Haha, I think you had a posting spree yesterday and that might have had something to do with it.

It'd be funnier to say that she was [censored] off, but she found it hilarious I was sleep talking about a poster on a football forum I've never met. :D

Probably fine to be weirded out and feel complimented at the same time.

 
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42 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I always picked Wise as more of a panty thief. 

Now... that would have been a strange dream and probably even more hilarious and unexplainable.


18 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I always picked Wise as more of a panty thief. 

I've done a runner with yours a few more times than I care to admit...

I remember having a vivid dream prior to the 2013 season where in the dream we won 8 of our first 9 games playing scintillating football ... I went on to post as such in a thread covering our fortunes for the 2013 season. 

Of course we actually lost 8 of our first 9 games so the numbers were at least right. 

But aren't our dreams supposed to be the answers to tomorrow's questions?  It might be a case of watch-this-space @Wiseblood  &   @A F

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Haha, I'll be watching out for a Melbourne-based serial killer in the news then, mate. At least, I know I survive. :P

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On 7/27/2018 at 5:34 PM, Macca said:

I remember having a vivid dream prior to the 2013 season where in the dream we won 8 of our first 9 games playing scintillating football ... I went on to post as such in a thread covering our fortunes for the 2013 season. 

Of course we actually lost 8 of our first 9 games so the numbers were at least right. 

But aren't our dreams supposed to be the answers to tomorrow's questions?  It might be a case of watch-this-space @Wiseblood  &   @A F

After all the DLers went to bed tonight and I was still buzzing, I actually went back through the archives to find this and did! 

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