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Titus O'Reily explains the trade period

The Third Eye
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He must lurk around here somewhere so... well done Titus, another engaging read. Although it might be time to get a proof-reader now and then.  

Like many of us, I feel bullish about our list management and general trajectory. Reckon that fella with the Irish sounding name may turn out to be a diamond hitherto ignored in the soul-less river of gold nuggets that is GWS. In our FD I trust.

This is based on no evidence and I have no sauces, but is merely the sort of outlandish speculation that is our domain.

Go you mighty, [censored] Demons

Edit: gave it a proof-read

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    Ripper article. So amusing.

    It's almost like reading something I've written. (Only slightly less amusing.)

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    28 minutes ago, bingers said:

    Ripper article. So amusing.

    It's almost like reading something I've written. (Only slightly less amusing.)

    Hint hint nudge nudge?

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    10 hours ago, AmDamDemon said:

    He must lurk around here somewhere so... well done Titus, another engaging read. Although it might be time to get a proof-reader now and then.  

    Like many of us, I feel bullish about our list management and general trajectory. Reckon that fella with the Irish sounding name may turn out to be a diamond hitherto ignored in the soul-less river of gold nuggets that is GWS. In our FD I trust.

    This is based on no evidence and I have no sauces, but is merely the sort of outlandish speculation that is our domain.

    Go you mighty, [censored] Demons

    Edit: gave it a proof-read

    Give it another one. Tomato, tabasco and soy are sauces.

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    The Hawks seem to have as much interest in their draft picks as I have for the salad that comes with my chicken parma.

    haha

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    "Add to that Michael Hibberd who isn’t a drug cheat because he plays for my team now, and the Demons made some handy additions to a team that should improve next year."

    Truth.

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    5 hours ago, ManDee said:

    Give it another one. Tomato, tabasco and soy are sauces.

    Joke, Joyce

    (Failed flirtation with facetiousness)

    Edited by AmDamDemon

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