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I have just received an email from the MFC promoting a sale of Demon apparel. Modelling the gear are (from left to right) > Jack Viney, Dom Tyson, Bernie Vince and Jack Viney. So glad to see that our sports scientists have finally managed to clone a second Jack Viney. I can't wait for the day when we have a full team of 22 Vineys listed. Then we may become the team that nobody wants to play against! :lol:

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    Alternately, they could clone Jessie.  That way we get to keep him while at the same time trading him to Freo for Fyfe, Neale and a first rounder, and importantly, close the bloody 'Panic Room' thread.  Win, win, win!

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    Should we approach that famous Ignoble Prize winning sports scientist Deven Stank to work on this?

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    5 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    Should we approach that famous Ignoble Prize winning sports scientist Deven Stank to work on this?

    can't see why not. what could go wrong?

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    2 hours ago, monoccular said:

    Should we approach that famous Ignoble Prize winning sports scientist Deven Stank to work on this?

    Why not, he's good at what he does.

    he's the used little monster in all that mess; to Dr James  'H'  Frankenstein's aspirations.

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