When I wake up in the morning and look at the clock and it says 9:11.......I know the team is in for a bad day.

Well bad kicking is bad football

I usually find the best way is to slaughter an animal,spread it's entrails out on the kitchen table and then decipher the signs from there.

I'm not into the I Ching ,Tarot Cards or anything esoteric.

I don't drink tea,so tea leaves are out of the question.

Luckily for me ,there is a Lebanese man with too many cats,who use my courtyard as a thoroughfare/toilet.So I have a ready supply of Omens.

Like your technique Ellen. Make sure you target the cats and not the Lebanese man

I just hang out side jack watts house naked, can generally get a pretty good sense of how high a blokes spirits are by watching them sleep. And it's good coz usually saty is around if i want someone to talk too.

The number of dees fans on the Gippsland line is usually a good sign.

It's a long train ride so we only come out if we think we're a chance, so a lotta fans onboard tends to be a good sign.

Not a lot on today though....

That said, we've won every time I've made the trip this year

Edited August 9, 201510 yr by Hellfish

Dunno, you tell me "Oh Oracle"

'Twas a joke (an obvious one at that I would have though...)