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My 3 word player analysis V The Kangaroos

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Trengove - was embarrassingly inept

Grimes - was rarely sighted

Jones - couldn't break shackles

Watts - the bad Watts

Toumpas - poor decision making

Dawes - gave us nothing

Viney - provided little drive

Frawley - never stopped trying

Byrnes - what's the point?

Sylvia - classy and cared

Dunn - beat his opponent

Blease - went backwards again

Pederson - dumb and fat

McDonald - was taken apart

Kent - cannot justify inclusion

Tapscott - lots of nothing

Davey - time has elapsed

Gawk - tried but destroyed

Howe - continued poor season

M.Jones - poor decision making

Fitzpatrick - rarely touched ball

Clisby - mistake- riddled performance

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    Trengove - Not AFL standard
    Grimes - see Trengove comment
    Jones - see Grimes comment
    Watts - see Jones comment
    Toumpas - see Watts comment
    Dawes - see Toumpas comment
    Viney - see Dawes comment
    Frawley - see Viney comment
    Byrnes - see Frawley comment
    Sylvia - see Byrnes comment
    Dunn - see Sylvia comment
    Blease - see Dunn comment
    Pedersen - see Blease comment
    McDonald - see Pedersen comment
    Kent - see McDonald comment
    Tapscott -see Kent comment
    Davey - see Tapscott comment
    Gawn - see Davey comment
    Howe - see Gawn comment
    M.Jones - see Howe comment
    Fitzpatrick - see Jones comment
    Clisby - see Fitzpatrick comment

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