Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

My 3 word player analysis V The Kangaroos

Featured Replies

Trengove - was embarrassingly inept

Grimes - was rarely sighted

Jones - couldn't break shackles

Watts - the bad Watts

Toumpas - poor decision making

Dawes - gave us nothing

Viney - provided little drive

Frawley - never stopped trying

Byrnes - what's the point?

Sylvia - classy and cared

Dunn - beat his opponent

Blease - went backwards again

Pederson - dumb and fat

McDonald - was taken apart

Kent - cannot justify inclusion

Tapscott - lots of nothing

Davey - time has elapsed

Gawk - tried but destroyed

Howe - continued poor season

M.Jones - poor decision making

Fitzpatrick - rarely touched ball

Clisby - mistake- riddled performance

 
 

Trengove - Not AFL standard
Grimes - see Trengove comment
Jones - see Grimes comment
Watts - see Jones comment
Toumpas - see Watts comment
Dawes - see Toumpas comment
Viney - see Dawes comment
Frawley - see Viney comment
Byrnes - see Frawley comment
Sylvia - see Byrnes comment
Dunn - see Sylvia comment
Blease - see Dunn comment
Pedersen - see Blease comment
McDonald - see Pedersen comment
Kent - see McDonald comment
Tapscott -see Kent comment
Davey - see Tapscott comment
Gawn - see Davey comment
Howe - see Gawn comment
M.Jones - see Howe comment
Fitzpatrick - see Jones comment
Clisby - see Fitzpatrick comment


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • PREGAME: Fremantle

    After a stunning victory over the Saints in the first round of the Season the Demons head over to Perth to take on the Dockers who choked in their first match against the Cats. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Love
      • Like
    • 98 replies
  • REPORT: St. Kilda

    One of the big stories of the AFL off-season was the spending spree of Melbourne’s Round 1 opponent, St Kilda. They splashed out heavily, first to retain Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera - the hero of last year’s epic come-from-behind miracle victory -turning him into a $2 million man. They then effectively took out an expensive overdraft to recruit a string of expensive players from other clubs. It was a risky investment strategy and, although it’s still early days, it certainly failed to pay off in Sunday’s season opener, with much of the glitter turning to fool’s gold.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2 replies
  • POSTGAME: St. Kilda

    Never in doubt!!! In Steven King’s first game at the helm of the Melbourne Football Club, the Dees outlasted Saints in a wild, momentum-swinging thriller at the MCG, running out 13-point winners.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Like
    • 476 replies
  • PODCAST: St. Kilda

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 16th March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees stunning victory over the Saints at the MCG.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 32 replies
  • VOTES: St. Kilda

    Max Gawn is gunning for his 5th Demonland Player of the Year award after going back to back for the past two season. Your votes for the Dees thrilling win over the Saints at the MCG. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Clap
    • 69 replies
  • GAMEDAY: St. Kilda

    It’s Game Day, and 205 days have passed since the final siren sounded at the MCG, bringing Melbourne’s 2025 season to a close and marking the end of an era. In just a few hours, a new chapter begins for the Demons. What are you most hoping to see from Melbourne today?

      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 579 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.