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And courtesy of Channel 10 news, Tony caught on a visit to our rural communities:

"dennis" is definitely one of those left wing loonies I keep hearing about.

 

what pizzes me off most nut is that just as i was peaking in my pre-eminence and seriously tilting for a knighthood the buggars scrapped it

now it comes back and i'm past it. dirty pool mr rabbit

and to make it worse that celebrity republican accepts a damehood fcs

what pizzes me off most nut is that just as i was peaking in my pre-eminence and seriously tilting for a knighthood the buggars scrapped it

now it comes back and i'm past it. dirty pool mr rabbit

and to make it worse that celebrity republican accepts a damehood fcs

I'm wondering how Malcolm feels.

 

or bill shorten

Well they are both trying hard to convince themselves that it's not a step back towards the monarchy.


Well they are both trying hard to convince themselves that it's not a step back towards the monarchy.

but malcolm doen't have to put up with a dame for a mother in law - lol

they didn't in medieval times either, hardtack

back to the future (or should that be forward to the past)

what next? barons, earls, dukes, marquesses, viscounts anyone? bring it on

Viscount Hood!!! How good does that sound? I am up for it. Do we all get a chance at it?

Viscount Hood!!! How good does that sound? I am up for it. Do we all get a chance at it?

of course, all you have to learn is how to suck hard

having a bit of money and throwing it around helps a bit too

just don't say the R word

 

The R word?


but malcolm doen't have to put up with a dame for a mother in law - lol

hehe indeed, it was a neat little move from our king PM.. not so much a wedge as a wedgie

apparently malcolm damned it with some very faint praise today

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/australia-like-esteemed-republics-peru-and-guatemala-malcolm-turnbull-gently-mocks-reintroduction-of-knights-and-dames-20140327-35jof.html

So what is the Monk up to these days?

Possible blaming DL for the MFC continued bad performance's

hehe indeed, it was a neat little move from our king PM.. not so much a wedge as a wedgie

apparently malcolm damned it with some very faint praise today

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/australia-like-esteemed-republics-peru-and-guatemala-malcolm-turnbull-gently-mocks-reintroduction-of-knights-and-dames-20140327-35jof.html

This is something I am not going to lose one minutes sleep over.

I'm wondering how Malcolm feels.

I think I have worked all this out. Uncle Rupert has just annointed his two under performing sons as heirs to the News Ltd Throne. Ageing Rupert, now without Wendy, is preparing in time to renounce his US citizenship and return to Oz and accept his knighthood. It all now makes sense.


I think I have worked all this out. Uncle Rupert has just annointed his two under performing sons as heirs to the News Ltd Throne. Ageing Rupert, now without Wendy, is preparing in time to renounce his US citizenship and return to Oz and accept his knighthood. It all now makes sense.

just realised hoody, you can't have your barony........barons are reserved for media moguls

would you settle for Kaiser Hood?

just realised hoody, you can't have your barony........barons are reserved for media moguls

would you settle for Kaiser Hood?

DC the papers have come through, it is now official. I have been gonged already for my services to Australian Culture following in the footsteps of Sir Les Patterson and Dame Edna. I couldn't pull a Kaiser which would be pushing it but Viscount will do me. Should open a few doors at the Melbourne Club I reckon.

DC the papers have come through, it is now official. I have been gonged already for my services to Australian Culture following in the footsteps of Sir Les Patterson and Dame Edna. I couldn't pull a Kaiser which would be pushing it but Viscount will do me. Should open a few doors at the Melbourne Club I reckon.

that is pure greed.........up there with a multinational or a hsu union boss or messiah james

you already had half a knighthood which should be more than enough

i think i'll change my handle to "citizen daisycutter" - sounds more nationalistic than comrade viscount

Edited by daisycutter

"Light up a Viscount a Viscount a Viscount,

Light up a Viscount the best of them all

It's the filter the flavour, the king size you favour,

Light up a viscount the king of them all"

Edited by hardtack


"Light up a Viscount a Viscount a Viscount,

Light up a Viscount the best of them all

It's the filter the flavour, the king size you favour,

Light up a viscount the king of them all"

HT that is a blast from the past! I don't think I ever smoked one of those, that I can remember anyway. Viscounts must have dissappeared in the early 70's surely?

HT that is a blast from the past! I don't think I ever smoked one of those, that I can remember anyway. Viscounts must have dissappeared in the early 70's surely?

You may well be right Hood... my parents smoked Craven A Corked Tips and Senior Service (unfiltered) and during the very few years I indulged (I quit after they increased to 82c for a pack of 20 following the Budget of 1977, I think it was) it was usually either Camel or Kent.

 

Remember the days when the night competition was sponsored by cig companies? The Escort Cup, and the Stirling Cup if I recall correctly

Winfield Cup

HT that is a blast from the past! I don't think I ever smoked one of those, that I can remember anyway. Viscounts must have dissappeared in the early 70's surely?

craven A, rothmans, camel, winston, kent, kool,


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