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Swoop the board

Rod Grinter Riot Squad
in Melbourne Demons

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Why would a moderator go and change the topic.

"Swoop the board", is a bit different from "Swooper on the board" which is not true and is misleading. If you are going to change topic headings, make them accurate, put a question mark at the end of it, but news flash, you aren't editors (though with such misleading headings, ask the Hun for a job) so why change a topics thread heading for seemingly no reason.

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    Why would a moderator go and change the topic.

    "Swoop the board", is a bit different from "Swooper on the board" which is not true and is misleading. If you are going to change topic headings, make them accurate, put a question mark at the end of it, but news flash, you aren't editors (though with such misleading headings, ask the Hun for a job) so why change a topics thread heading for seemingly no reason.

    because Swoop the board was a stupid title

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    Why would a moderator go and change the topic.

    "Swoop the board", is a bit different from "Swooper on the board" which is not true and is misleading. If you are going to change topic headings, make them accurate, put a question mark at the end of it, but news flash, you aren't editors (though with such misleading headings, ask the Hun for a job) so why change a topics thread heading for seemingly no reason.

    On ya mate, show those Moderators what's what. They took my 'YEAH BABY' out of my priority pick- Gillon Mclachlan topic... Go meet a girl mods

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    On ya mate, show those Moderators what's what. They took my 'YEAH BABY' out of my priority pick- Gillon Mclachlan topic... Go meet a girl mods

    According to some idiots we should just change topic names if we don't like them....

    Sure I'm being anally retentive but eff me, hate over moderation and 'nice people' going and changing what I have written for no reason.

    Moderators are here to see rules are followed not to make changes to what people have said so that it is preferable to them.

    The again, why am I surprised, this joint had Rhino Richards as a moderator for years...

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    Why would a moderator go and change the topic.

    "Swoop the board", is a bit different from "Swooper on the board" which is not true and is misleading. If you are going to change topic headings, make them accurate, put a question mark at the end of it, but news flash, you aren't editors (though with such misleading headings, ask the Hun for a job) so why change a topics thread heading for seemingly no reason.

    On ya mate, show those Moderators what's what. They took my 'YEAH BABY' out of my priority pick- Gillon Mclachlan topic... Go meet a girl mods

    I'll caveat this by saying I didn't change the topic of either of your posts, but I have in the past changed the title of topics when it doesn't give any indication of the content. "Swoop the board" sounds pretty cryptic to me, perhaps that is why it was changed.

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    Why would a moderator go and change the topic.

    "Swoop the board", is a bit different from "Swooper on the board" which is not true and is misleading. If you are going to change topic headings, make them accurate, put a question mark at the end of it, but news flash, you aren't editors (though with such misleading headings, ask the Hun for a job) so why change a topics thread heading for seemingly no reason.

    May have given people the impression that a family of Magpies had a nest in the ceiling of our board room and then flew through an open vent in the ceiling and swooped some of our membes during a meeting???

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    1. Swooper on da board?

    2. Swooper on board?

    That was funny, precisely how Shaun Micallef would call it.

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    May have given people the impression that a family of Magpies had a nest in the ceiling of our board room and then flew through an open vent in the ceiling and swooped some of our membes during a meeting???

    That.

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