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Can the Ox help us?

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Arguably there is no-one more passionate about the plight of MFC than Schwarz, certainly not in media circles.

He has just recently returned to the club and addressed the playing group, but is it now time to make his association with the club more full-time? Honestly at this stage I couldn't care less in what capacity, whether it be in an FD role or behind the scenes, I just think we need some real Melbourne people around the club. Ones that bleed red and blue.

Could he do it? Would he do it? How can he be of assistance in what is a desperate hour?

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Arguably there is no-one more passionate about the plight of MFC than Schwarz, certainly not in media circles.

He has just recently returned to the club and addressed the playing group, but is it now time to make his association with the club more full-time? Honestly at this stage I couldn't care less in what capacity, whether it be in an FD role or behind the scenes, I just think we need some real Melbourne people around the club. Ones that bleed red and blue.

Could he do it? Would he do it? How can he be of assistance in what is a desperate hour?

No we don't. We need leaders. real leaders.

We have no effective leaders in the team, and none in the coaching staff.

The senior players will not stand up; the coaches clearly have no effect/impact on the players in gametime.

Schwarz has passion for the club and this club lacks passion. Pretty logical really.

Obviously his presence alone isn't going to turn this club around but It can not hurt. Having someone who has been a part of a somewhat successful era and has worn this jumper before with honor may have a thing or two to pass on to this mob.

In fact I call on any ex Melbourne player who thinks he can bring something to the table to visit the club. All input should be welcomed at this stage.

 

Save us, save us! Oh won't you save us Mr [random historical figure of Melbourne Football Club]

Surely Steven Tingay, Shane Woewodin, Nathan Brown and Jeff Farmer should all come in, too.

Think he would be the perfect person to bring in right now. Too drunk to give any more than that. Will post more on this later.

Edited by Yossarian


Think he would be the perfect person to bring in right now. Too drunk to give any more than that. Will post more on this later.

Decoy out of the square, ala Carey at Adelaide.

Neil Craig is a genius! Why didn't we think of this?

Sad thing is even with shot knees and a decade out of the game,, Ox would still have Sellar and Pederson covered.

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