Before yesterday I would have pencilled in 3 wins by round 7. Port, Gold C and GWS. On our showing yesterday we could be 0/7.

We simply must improve and beat the newbies and be competitive in the others or it's all over red rover.

I'm proposing a nude march into the offices of the MFC to demand answers if we aren't 2 from 7.

Are you with me?

I'm proposing a nude march into the offices of the MFC to demand answers if we aren't 2 from 7.

Are you with me?

Biffo I think you will find there may be a mass exodus from the offices without you even having to ask them to leave.

I'm proposing a nude march into the offices of the MFC to demand answers if we aren't 2 from 7.

Are you with me?

I won't take my collar off and I've got a thong made from Alpaca hide.

Doubtless there are many deficiencies, but I'm with those who point to lack of confidence, both personally and in your team-mates. It affects everything - even skills suffer if you are hesitant because of lack of confidence. A lot of the other stuff would take car of itself and we'd be going a fair way to being competitive if not world-beaters if players had even a smidgin of confidence.

For me the million $ question is how do you instill confidence when you've lost badly for a long period of time. Neeld or someone must find the answer to that.

I won't take my collar off and I've got a thong made from Alpaca hide.

Kind of like a slutwalk for mostly middle aged men.

Express yourself.

It could scare them into action.