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We need a change.

Courtney_Fish
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Well Satyriconathome, I would say it is more satire than humour and it is all relative as to how successful it is... particularly if you compare it to postings on the issue by the likes of Range Rover, Dr Who (more so on Demonology) and to a "lesser" extent, Ben Hur and others here, then perhaps it isn't up there with the best (but the seriousness of their posts precludes them)... but I see absolutely nothing wrong with a little levity in the face of what have obviously trying times for the club.

Hartack, yes I agree a bit of levity, but there are two topics on this board this morning where I would say puerile is a more apt description to some of the posts, personally I can't wait for the footy to start so posters, including some of the above, can get back to whingeing about everything MFC....and how it is all Cam Schwab's fault

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    Nothing will change between now and September.

    So lets just get on with winning games of football.

    We all need some joy from the MFC.

    Go Dees

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    Nothing will change between now and September.

    So lets just get on with winning games of football.

    We all need some joy from the MFC.

    Go Dees

    Not sure if I remember that; what's it like?

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    Not sure if I remember that; what's it like?

    It's like warm apple pie...

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    Marius Kloppers (former BHP boss) is available now.

    Except he has an outrageous rider.

    Any meeting held must have a spot reserved whether he is in the country or not.

    In this spot must be a toasted cheese and tomato sandwich with a light dusting of salt and pepper.

    This is non negotiable and must be done whether he will be present for the meeting or not.

    True story.

    Edited by Robot Devil

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