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Fixture complaint

Demanding Success
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I hope Cameron Schwab has contacted the AFL by phone today to complain about the fixture. We have only played Essendon once a year for the last 3 years. The AFL have cost us 4 points a year!!!!!! :(

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    I hope Cameron Schwab has contacted the AFL by phone today to complain about the fixture. We have only played Essendon once a year for the last 3 years. The AFL have cost us 4 points a year!!!!!! :(

    Good point DS.........but then essenscum would have to wear their clash strip

    Whats that you say? They haven't got one! Well then it'll have to stay at one home game a year

    Wouldn't do to upset essenscum or make the afl look impotent would it?

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    Good point DS.........but then essenscum would have to wear their clash strip

    Whats that you say? They haven't got one! Well then it'll have to stay at one home game a year

    Wouldn't do to upset essenscum or make the afl look impotent would it?

    Ahhhh yes, the sacred jumper which can't be tampered with......unless you're a commercial entity in which case you plaster whatever you like on it for a price!

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    Good point DS.........but then essenscum would have to wear their clash strip

    Whats that you say? They haven't got one! Well then it'll have to stay at one home game a year

    Wouldn't do to upset essenscum or make the afl look impotent would it?

    No DC I hope you are not suggesting that the AFL are frightened of the Bombers and Pies!

    Next thing you will be suggesting they favour GWS

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    No DC I hope you are not suggesting that the AFL are frightened of the Bombers and Pies!

    Next thing you will be suggesting they favour GWS

    we should have a contest to see who can come up with the worst bummer clash strip

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    we should have a contest to see who can come up with the worst bummer clash strip

    Now you may be baiting me DC

    But the Dees silver one of a few years back takes the cake for me.

    However I have no doubt forgotten some.

    PS My desire is to fix the red in our traditional jumper.

    Sorry that should read get rid of the maroon and bring back the red.

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    Now you may be baiting me DC

    But the Dees silver one of a few years back takes the cake for me.

    However I have no doubt forgotten some.

    PS My desire is to fix the red in our traditional jumper.

    Sorry that should read get rid of the maroon and bring back the red.

    I think it might be easier to land a man on mars od

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    No DC I hope you are not suggesting that the AFL are frightened of the Bombers and Pies!

    Next thing you will be suggesting they favour GWS

    LOL :-)

    IF, and I emphasise IF, the AFL had balls, they would just tell Essendung and Collingwood to get an away strip of forfeit the 4 points.

    Wont happen because they don't !

    Edited by monoccular

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    I think it might be easier to land a man on mars od

    Sadly you are correct.

    Oh well the 2010 scarf for monday

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    I hope Cameron Schwab has contacted the AFL by phone today to complain about the fixture. We have only played Essendon once a year for the last 3 years. The AFL have cost us 4 points a year!!!!!! :(

    Are you suggesting that the AFL is complicit in Melbourne's alleged 'tanking'? No wonder they deny that tanking exists.

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