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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I just updated this laptop to windows 8.1 yesterday and now it will not let quote to anyone's comment.

Any idea how to fix this problem?

Go to Chrome!

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    Officially,justa bout clean after 41 years of service to the darts.

    Every now and then under pressure,i could sell my firstborn for a durry.,but that lessons daily.

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    I just updated this laptop to windows 8.1 yesterday and now it will not let quote to anyone's comment.

    Any idea how to fix this problem?

    I am on windows 8.1 and it works fine.

    Try loading updates or changing web browers.

    I use Firefox.

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    Officially,justa bout clean after 41 years of service to the darts.

    Every now and then under pressure,i could sell my firstborn for a durry.,but that lessons daily.

    don't be like friend of mine

    he gave up the darts and decided to substitute with a celebratory cigar once a day

    he ended up smoking 20 cigars a day (those little ones that look like darts anyway - cigarillos or something?)

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    Officially,justa bout clean after 41 years of service to the darts.

    Every now and then under pressure,i could sell my firstborn for a durry.,but that lessons daily.

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    You are even looking better Jazza

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    Good work jazza

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    |The 2 chicks in the background? great great great granddaughters of OD?

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    don't be like friend of mine

    he gave up the darts and decided to substitute with a celebratory cigar once a day

    he ended up smoking 20 cigars a day (those little ones that look like darts anyway - cigarillos or something?)

    We might have the same friend dc.

    Fortunately got on the patches and now off for four years

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    don't be like friend of mine

    he gave up the darts and decided to substitute with a celebratory cigar once a day

    he ended up smoking 20 cigars a day (those little ones that look like darts anyway - cigarillos or something?)

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cigarsmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    \NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Think ive finally{maybe}done it DC .

    No cigars ,cigarellos orbark rolled in newspaper,the cycles broken mate.

    But thanks for the idea.

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cigarsmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    \NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Think ive finally{maybe}done it DC .

    No cigars ,cigarellos orbark rolled in newspaper,the cycles broken mate.

    But thanks for the idea.

    and no pine needles rolled in dunny paper ...ok

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    Officially,justa bout clean after 41 years of service to the darts.

    Every now and then under pressure,i could sell my firstborn for a durry.,but that lessons daily.

    You firstborn for a curry? Didn't know you were into Indian food ... Hope it goes well with a soy moccachino ... :lol::lol::lol:

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    you got it. dementia is a time machine. unfortunately it keeps going backward. fortunately there is still quite a few flags just preceding 1964 (9 in fact)

    11 if you keep going all the way back .. (or even more if you believe Mike Fitzpatrick ... ) :blink: Say hello to Tom Wills when you see him :lol:

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    Good news then OD I will be born in three years time.

    1968 eh, DF? A very good year, apart from the Tet offensive ... :blink:

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    I just updated this laptop to windows 8.1 yesterday and now it will not let quotte to anyone's comment.

    Any idea how to fix this problem?

    I have managed to avoid Windows 8 thus far, and hope to keep it that way for as long as possible. Eventually I will have to I guess ... When in doubt, though, reboot, restart, update and clean out your cookies ...

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    don't be like friend of mine

    he gave up the darts and decided to substitute with a celebratory cigar once a day

    he ended up smoking 20 cigars a day (those little ones that look like darts anyway - cigarillos or something?)

    A friend of mine once, when told to stay off caffeine, went from tea and coffee to Coke ... :wacko:

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    Good work jazza

    Yes, good stuff jazza. We want you on here stirring smoke-free ...

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    and no pine needles rolled in dunny paper ...ok

    Voice of experience??? :wacko:

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    Proof there is Bad People in this world

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    1968 eh, DF? A very good year, apart from the Tet offensive ... :blink:

    All goods thing happened around 1968.

    Cardinals Grand Final wins 1969 and 1971 with Polly Farmer as coach.

    In fact, over the past 46 years the Falcons have won 7 Grand Finals. While the Dees have won Nil.

    Oh the Tet was a victory but the war Policing Action was a total loss.

    Well you can't win them all and in the MFC case they can't win at all.

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    I have managed to avoid Windows 8 thus far, and hope to keep it that way for as long as possible. Eventually I will have to I guess ... When in doubt, though, reboot, restart, update and clean out your cookies ...

    Wise man this is a work provided lap top R and B So I got no say.

    Nothing but trouble since day one both hard ware and soft ware.

    Loath to add any programs to it due to problems in the past, it is staying stock standard.

    Have tried all your suggestion to no avail.

    I only use the lap top occasionally to visit Demonland, mostly use my Desk top ( windows 7 ) and iPad

    No big deal really I have the above alternatives

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    .A few fun pictures I found

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    Edited by DemonFrog

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    1968 eh, DF? A very good year, apart from the Tet offensive ... :blink:

    Thank God my marble did not come out.

    The only lottery I was happy to lose.

    You may have been talking to my ghost otherwise.

    In 1968 I still thought the next flag was only a few years away.

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    Thank God my marble did not come out.

    The only lottery I was happy to lose.

    You may have been talking to my ghost otherwise.

    In 1968 I still thought the next flag was only a few years away.

    Amen to that, OD. Not much fun to live through, I gather ... I don't think you were alone thinking about the next flag.

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    my favourite cup of tea

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    and my favourite martini

    white-yorkshire-terrier-teacup-ksk3djna.

    What is that yellow stuff I can see, DC? :blink:

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