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My 3 word player expectation analysis for 2011

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Green - lead by example

Warnock - stand up now

Jones - provide the grunt

Bartram - dispose more efficiently

Watts - reputation becomes reality

Gysberts - continued steady progression

Bate - must make statement

Bennell - versatility and consistency

Frawley - rock of defence

Trengove - continue to impress

Morton - reappear and amaze

Sylvia - become expected superstar

McKenzie - bravery and dependability

Dunn - continue the reinvention

Petterd - deserves some rewards

Grimes - path to greatness

Maric - continue sublime pre-season

Garland - maintain the reliabilty

Cook - build a body

Moloney - lead by example

Jurrah - consistency and excitement

Rivers - fitness equating performance

Macdonald - aggression , reducing clangers

Scully - see Watts' comments

Wonaeamirri - excitement and fitness

Martin - performance mirroring effort

Tapscott - strength and flair

Davey - skills and flair

Gawn - taking the step

Howe - making early impression

Jetta - attitude reflecting improvement

Jamar - demanding the attention

Davis - too little known

Spencer - finding his place

McDonald - too little known

Bail - continuing the revelation

Blease - deserves some luck

Strauss - kicking to succeed

Fitzpatrick - putting on weight

Campbell - finally making impact

McNamara - getting a chance

Lawrence - too little known

Nicholson - too little known

Evans - too little known

Johnston - too little known

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    Good one Joeboy. Looking forward to reading your 3-word specials throughout season '011.

    I'll have a crack as well ...

    Green - Repeat last season

    Warnock - Provide defensive depth

    Bartram - Hit targets upfield

    Watts - Don't be bullied

    Jones - Cement your spot

    Gysberts - Capitalize on opportunities

    Bate - Make or break

    Bennell - Get more pill

    Frawley - Intimidate your opponents

    Trengove - Display your talents

    Morton - Must stand up

    Sylvia - Time to explode

    McKenzie - Claim big scalps

    Dunn - Headache opposition matchup

    Petterd - Injury free year

    Grimes - Back half general

    Maric - Two goals weekly

    Garland - Up another gear

    Cook - Gym and pasta

    Moloney - Midfield grunt specialist

    Jurrah - Stand on heads

    Rivers - Control defensive airspace

    Macdonald - Shut down forwards

    Scully - Ignore media reports

    Wonaeamirri - Force into side

    Martin - More intensity required

    Davey - Shake the tags

    Gawn - Three senior games

    Howe - Give selectors option

    Jetta - Provide midfield flexibility

    Jamar - Display lion heart

    Davis - Learn the ropes

    Spencer - Must show more

    McDonald - Hone your skills

    Bail - Demonstrate hard running

    Tapscott - Burst on scene

    Blease - Get on park

    Strauss - Confidence confidence confidence

    Fitzpatrick - Sleep in gym

    Campbell - Late season impact

    McNamara - Pressure on selectors

    Lawrence - Learn from teammates

    Nicholson - Don't be overawed

    Evans - Study your craft

    Johnston - Justify your selection

    Edited by Range Rover

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    Green - do the same

    Warnock - compose yourself now

    Bartram - do the same

    Watts - prove them wrong

    Gysberts - james hird clone

    Bate - stay inside fifty

    Bennell - very very classy

    Frawley - not mashed potato

    Trengove - smart clever best

    Morton - go hard boy

    Sylvia - you're a footballer

    McKenzie - tackle tackle tackle

    Dunn - shave the mustache

    Petterd - guts personified XXX

    Grimes - scarey to watch

    Maric - grandad to Dees (he is a bomber fan)

    Garland - fast and furious

    Cook - not enough known

    Moloney - boom boom Brent

    Jurrah - the air upthere

    Rivers - Mr consistency spoiler

    Macdonald - believe in yourself

    Scully - motor man go

    Wonaeamirri - aussie aussie aussie

    Martin - regain the mojo

    Davey - deliver it long

    Gawn - bloody tall fellow

    Howe - maybe CHF potential

    Jetta - dodge duck weave

    Jamar - bloody great russian

    Davis - who?

    Spencer - the next sauce

    McDonald - go you beauty

    Bail - composure and talent

    Blease - like to see

    Strauss - not sure yet

    Fitzpatrick - been there awhile

    Campbell - don't want hawks

    McNamara - never heard of

    Lawrence - see above statement

    Nicholson - third in row

    Evans - too little known

    Johnston - too little known

    Tapscott - ox says yes

    Edited by lambtotheslaughter

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    Only Joeboy is allowed to describe in three words!

    Everyone else is only allowed to:

    1. Argue against his description

    2. Ask for clarification over the exact meaning of the three word appraisal.

    3. Argue that more than three words is required.

    4. Make fun of the practice.

    It is the way of things.

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    Only Joeboy is allowed to describe in three words!

    Everyone else is only allowed to:

    1. Argue against his description

    2. Ask for clarification over the exact meaning of the three word appraisal.

    3. Argue that more than three words is required.

    4. Make fun of the practice.

    It is the way of things.

    RPFC - Self appointed arbiter

    Range Rover - Does as pleases!

    Edited by Range Rover

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    Missing Nathan Jones...?

    Otherwise keep up the good work Joeboy.

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    Missing Nathan Jones...?

    Otherwise keep up the good work Joeboy.

    Thanks, done .

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    Well done, Joeboy. Now, if you could just wave your magic wand and bring it all to pass...!! What a season we'd have! We can dream!

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    Sylvia - become expected superstar

    This is the one I want to happen the most.

    Joeboy: Keepup good work :)

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    Cook - Gym and pasta

    GOLD

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