Gawn- Shorty

Because it'll confuse Collingwood supporters :D

Watching the Draftees being unveiled video for the first time and even Bailey refers to Gysberts as Gizza.

Done & dusted.

skully - freak

trengove - love noah, but definetly should be 'jordy'

tapscott - bally

gysberts - hamish (lookalike for hamish from hamish and andy)

gawn - mad max or tiny

fitzpatrick - fitzy

Love "Chunk" for Tapscott... I also like "mini-Roo"

skully - freak

trengove - love noah, but definetly should be 'jordy'

tapscott - bally

gysberts - hamish (lookalike for hamish from hamish and andy)

gawn - mad max or tiny

fitzpatrick - fitzy

That would be very strange indeed, considering Gysbert's actual first name is 'Jordy'.

That would be very strange indeed, considering Gysbert's actual first name is 'Jordy'.

It might be more in reference to Mr McMahon, the man we have to thank for this boom recruit's services (see the name of the message board if you require further information on this topic!) rather than his actual first name of Jackson... just a thought

By that logic, we should give Scully the nickname of 'jordy'.

Why are people such smart arses? Especially when they're wrong

It might be more in reference to Mr McMahon, the man we have to thank for this boom recruit's services (see the name of the message board if you require further information on this topic!) rather than his actual first name of Jackson... just a thought

Yeah, that's really smart.

Use an obscure reference for one guy's nickname that also happens to be the real name of a teammate.

That won't confuse anyone.

Hey, I know, why don't we call him 'Macca' instead?

Hell, Scully's fast - maybe we should call him 'Flash'?

And Tapscott is a tanky midfielder, we can call him 'Brent Moloney'.

Scully - Skullz

Trengove - Trengerz

Gysberts - Jizz

Tapscott - Tapperz

Gawn - Maxi

Fitzpatrick - Fitzy

McDonald - Macca

Not very creative I know but I reckon these all stand a good chance!

Joel Macdonald: JMac 2.0 as with already have another jmac

Scully - Fox

Trengove - Noah

Gysberts - Gizmo

Tapscott - Tappers

Gawn - Stretch

Fitzpatrick - Fraggle

Some of these nickname suggestions are embarrassingly awful

where's the emoticon for 'queasy'?

Some of these nickname suggestions are embarrassingly awful

where's the emoticon for 'queasy'?

Fitzpatrick = "Beaker" from The Muppets;

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1052/118325..._3390fcc71d.jpg

Would love someone who knows how to to upload a pic of this great character - spitting image of him!!!

If Bill Lawry commentated Football, would he call Gawn "Gottim" - Gottim, Gawn, Yeeeeeees!

Yeah, that's really smart.

Use an obscure reference for one guy's nickname that also happens to be the real name of a teammate.

That won't confuse anyone.

Hey, I know, why don't we call him 'Macca' instead?

Hell, Scully's fast - maybe we should call him 'Flash'?

And Tapscott is a tanky midfielder, we can call him 'Brent Moloney'.

seriously guys, like what we write on here is really going to be players nicknames at the club get a grip it was a farken joke! who really gives a [censored], it was i n reference to jordan mcmahon

Fitzpatrick = "Beaker" from The Muppets;

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1052/118325..._3390fcc71d.jpg

Would love someone who knows how to to upload a pic of this great character - spitting image of him!!!

Love it.

Edited December 8, 200915 yr by Keyser Söze

Genius.

Love it.

Thanks for uploading that Keyser, you found a great clip to confirm this nickname!

I hope the boys at the club get on to this one, would be a pisser if that's his new nickname (not because I made it up, just because it's a spitting image of him!).