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forum footy lightning premiership

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ok, here we go...

Date : Sunday, November 8...

Opposition : saintsational, talkingcarlton, nick's collingwood site...

Time : 12pm - to be confirmed ("TBC")...

Venue : Victoria Park or Gosch's Paddock (TBC)...

Format : (TBC) :

each game 2 X 20 minute halves

team 1 v team 2

team 3 v team 4

losers play

winners play

Players : McLean4brownlow, pringle, ruzzier (from demonology!), grant, dazzledavey36, Doggo, Toot182, Wolfmother, WattsHappening, Zarate Kid 20, Supermercado, the russian, BennytheJet, funky41...

Players TBC : BattlerBailey, Cameron the Bruce, MelbournePassion, Carn dees...

Apologies (players) : Benno, Demon Tingles(injured), Wise, mickrocks1, B20, 45hotgod16 (injured), Bucks-Fan...

Coaches : (TBC) : Whispering Jack and Redleg...

Goal Umpires : Brettmcq...

Helpers : rollinson 65, Demon Tingles...

Helpers TBC : rivvo...

Apologies (helpers) : Dee Knees...

we can never get enough players, umpires and helpers for these inter-forum games, so please post on here and I will update this game thread from time to time...

they tell me hundreds of collingwood supporters turn up for these games, so I hope we can mobilise lots of supporters from here and demonology...

Edited by rollinson 65

 

If you let me know roughly how many games will be held I'll try and recruit another goal umpire.

BTW - Do you need field umpires as well?

Edited by Brettmcg

 
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Date : Sunday, November 8...

Opposition : saintsational, talkingcarlton, nick's collingwood site...

Time : 12pm - to be confirmed ("TBC")...

Venue : Victoria Park or Gosch's Paddock (TBC)...

Format : (TBC) :

each game 2 X 20 minute halves

team 1 v team 2

team 3 v team 4

losers play

winners play

Players : McLean4brownlow, pringle, ruzzier (from demonology!), grant, dazzledavey36, Doggo, Toot182, Wolfmother, WattsHappening, Zarate Kid 20, Supermercado, the russian, BennytheJet, funky41...

Players TBC : BattlerBailey, Cameron the Bruce, MelbournePassion, Carn dees, Benno...

Apologies (players) : Demon Tingles(injured), Wise, mickrocks1, B20, 45hotgod16 (injured), Bucks-Fan...

Coaches : (TBC) : Whispering Jack and Redleg...

Goal Umpires : Brettmcq...

Helpers : rollinson 65, Demon Tingles...

Helpers TBC : rivvo...

Apologies (helpers) : Dee Knees...

we can never get enough players, umpires and helpers for these inter-forum games, so please post on here and I will update this game thread from time to time...

they tell me hundreds of collingwood supporters turn up for these games, so I hope we can mobilise lots of supporters from here and demonology...

Edited by rollinson 65


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If you let me know roughly how many games will be held I'll try and recruit another goal umpire.

BTW - Do you need field umpires as well?

hey, brett...

I am getting too old (or I answered your post before you edited it)...

the forum footy organisers from all clubs are waiting on responses from the field umpires who have helped us out in the past...

I will certainly get back to you...

but there are lots of games, so I would be delighted if you could sound out any possibles for us...

also, nobody would expect you to do all 3 of our games, so we can help out if you can't get another goal umpy to give you a break...

post on here and I will get back to you ASAP...

hey, brett...

I am getting too old (or I answered your post before you edited it)...

the forum footy organisers from all clubs are waiting on responses from the field umpires who have helped us out in the past...

I will certainly get back to you...

but there are lots of games, so I would be delighted if you could sound out any possibles for us...

also, nobody would expect you to do all 3 of our games, so we can help out if you can't get another goal umpy to give you a break...

post on here and I will get back to you ASAP...

Yeah you did answer it before in another thread, sorry. I just thought your new thread post suggested that you may be looking again.

I'll do my best, shouldn't be too hard within an umpiring organisation! Might see if I can recruit some boundary umpires.

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Yeah you did answer it before in another thread, sorry. I just thought your new thread post suggested that you may be looking again.

I'll do my best, shouldn't be too hard within an umpiring organisation! Might see if I can recruit some boundary umpires.

thanks, mate...

 

First game I'll have played in fifteen years. Good god.


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great work, brett...

sign up the boundary umpys asap and let me know...

will get back to you about the field umpy situation asap, but it requires contact with the other forums (which takes time)...

thanks again...

hey, mercado...

nobody has died on us yet... :lol:

you have some weeks to get in shape...

alternatively, you could continue the way you are, and still play and star, like others in previous seasons, such as pringle's brother, BL2381 (retired, exhausted) and Deanox (social and occasional rugby player who surprised everyone including himself with a fistful of goals and lethal tackles)...

it does not do to under-rate the opposition, but we should not over-rate them either...

diclaimer : I have helped to organise all past games, but have never played in them... :rolleyes:

Im Fat, but a decent fat player, if you get my drift!! lol

i look like a white Derek Kickett, but move and play like a chris Judd they should call me Derek Judd!! lol

Im Pumped!!!

good timing... in the middle of yr 12 exams. But might come down, always need a break.

It's on!!!

Can't say how pleased I am to have the Pies on board. Would love to cream those @#$% ^())_^#@ ^#())^# % &(&^$#nts.

Blues will be looking to lift their game and avenge last season's close defeat at Gosch's followed by a solid beating in the return bout. Will be interesting to see if their scrawny youngster who went unmarked and kicked a couple of crucial sausage rolls to get them back into the game last year has bulked up over the pre-season.

Saints... well, after a close early encounter a couple of years ago, they have become our whipping boy.

Going on past form, we should take home the cup in a traditional Melbourne-Collingwood final.

My major concern... having to cool down and warm up again more than once in a day. I'm in pretty good shape from a cardiovascular point of view, but I think even Nathan Buckley has better hammies than me.

Very interested to hear some of our new recruits talk themselves up (or down :lol: ). Makes for fun reading. And of course I'm looking forward to the 1 or 2 posters from each site who will inevitably make their way here to stir up some banter. The Saints and Blues actually had decent organizers who only taunted in fun... I dare say the Pies may have a few more interesting characters visiting here to vent their incoherent dribble. :rolleyes:


hey, mercado...

nobody has died on us yet... :lol:

you have some weeks to get in shape...

alternatively, you could continue the way you are, and still play and star, like others in previous seasons, such as pringle's brother, BL2381 (retired, exhausted) and Deanox (social and occasional rugby player who surprised everyone including himself with a fistful of goals and lethal tackles)...

I'm going to do my very best to get BL2381 to come out of retirement (ala Tony "Plugger" Lockett). He may just be rejuvenated after having his first child 18 months ago (though possibly a few kg's heavier still than his last outing a while back). His missus may have something to say about it, but whatever size he is, mark my words, he's a very good player.

I also heard from my dad that he nearly lost a lung Tuesday night after trying to do a gym class for the first time in many years... Freak may have him covered in the beep test methinks :lol: :lol:

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just had a response from my only filth mate, pringle...

and he says you do not appear to be a very nice fellow...

he also says the pies will put up a good performance, as long as the majority of their players can get day passes...

(I agreed with him, you are not nice, and told him to target your hammies - he replied that even the collingwood inmates do not target children (??!!)...

just had a response from my only filth mate, pringle...

and he says you do not appear to be a very nice fellow...

he also says the pies will put up a good performance, as long as the majority of their players can get day passes...

(I agreed with him, you are not nice, and told him to target your hammies - he replied that even the collingwood inmates do not target children (??!!)...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It worked :lol:

It's on!!!

Jeff Gieschen eat your heart out.

2 x Field (I understand they may not be needed)

3 x Boundary

2 x Goal

More to come.

Would love to be there, but off o/s in 2 weeks.

Go demons.


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here is udated game post...

Date : Sunday, November 8...

Opposition : saintsational, talkingcarlton, nick's collingwood site...

Time : 12pm - to be confirmed ("TBC")...

Venue : Victoria Park or Gosch's Paddock (TBC)...

Format : (TBC) :

each game 2 X 20 minute halves

team 1 v team 2

team 3 v team 4

losers play

winners play

Players : McLean4brownlow, pringle, ruzzier (from demonology!), grant, dazzledavey36, Doggo, Toot182, Wolfmother, WattsHappening, Zarate Kid 20, Supermercado, the russian, BennytheJet, funky41, The Stynes Factor...

Players TBC : BattlerBailey, Cameron the Bruce, MelbournePassion, Carn dees, Benno, Bringbackbarassi...

Apologies (players) : Demon Tingles(injured), Wise, mickrocks1, B20, 45hotgod16 (injured), Bucks-Fan, Dappa Dan...

Coaches : (TBC) : Whispering Jack and Redleg...

Goal Umpires : Brettmcq plus one mate...

Boundary Umpires : 3 mates of Brettmcq...

Field Umpires : TBC...(rollo to get back to Brettmcq)...

Helpers : rollinson 65, Demon Tingles...

Helpers TBC : rivvo...

Apologies (helpers) : Dee Knees, george-on-the outer...

we can never get enough players, umpires and helpers for these inter-forum games, so please post on here and I will update this game thread from time to time...

they tell me hundreds of collingwood supporters turn up for these games, so I hope we can mobilise lots of supporters from here and demonology...

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releg and do it for robbie have advised they will confirm their availability as soon as they can...

here is updated game post...

Date : Sunday, November 8...

Opposition : saintsational, talkingcarlton, nick's collingwood site...

Time : 12pm - to be confirmed ("TBC")...

Venue : Victoria Park or Gosch's Paddock (TBC)...

Format : (TBC) :

each game 2 X 20 minute halves

team 1 v team 2

team 3 v team 4

losers play

winners play

Players : McLean4brownlow, pringle, ruzzier (from demonology!), grant, dazzledavey36, Doggo, Toot182, Wolfmother, WattsHappening, Zarate Kid 20, Supermercado, the russian, BennytheJet, funky41, The Stynes Factor...

Players TBC : BattlerBailey, Cameron the Bruce, MelbournePassion, Carn dees, Benno, Bringbackbarassi...

Apologies (players) : Demon Tingles(injured), Wise, mickrocks1, B20, 45hotgod16 (injured), Bucks-Fan, Dappa Dan...

Coaches : Whispering Jack and Redleg (TBC)...

Goal Umpires : Brettmcq plus one mate...

Boundary Umpires : 3 mates of Brettmcq...

Field Umpires : TBC...(rollo to get back to Brettmcq)...

Helpers : rollinson 65, Demon Tingles...

Helpers TBC : rivvo, do it for robbie...

Apologies (helpers) : Dee Knees, george-on-the outer...

we can never get enough players, umpires and helpers for these inter-forum games, so please post on here and I will update this game thread from time to time...

they tell me hundreds of collingwood supporters turn up for these games, so I hope we can mobilise lots of supporters from here and demonology...

Edited by rollinson 65

 

Count me in, happy to make up the numbers and play a pinch hitting role off the bench up forward or in defence.

Cheers.


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