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That comment is below you H.

And petjud - Can you type properly? It is so bloody hard to read. It's like how BB59 used to write.

And petjud - You can rant with the best of them...

You make a couple of good points though, there has been a lot of misdirected blame around Demonland of late...

I do apologise for my typing, but I usually have to type very quickly when the nice piece of software on my work machine tells me to have a micro break.

Agree I rant, but I only rant against the negativity and misinformed opinions, we have 22 players each week going out and trying to do their best (possibly with one or two exceptions), it is going to be a slow process....but after the game yes we are disappointed but rather than blame and shame, pick the positives...........it's only a game afterall.......I have spoken to Mr Bartam and he realises that even though he shut down a normal 30+ possie player......he forgot to comb his hair for the post match interview.he's off west to behch warm for the Kalgoorlie Krushers.....

 
........Thank you for the sex change so late in life....

That reminds me of the story of the guy who has a one night stand. After a night of mad, passionate love making, he rolls over in the girl's bed and notices a framed picture of a guy on her bed side table.

Curious, he asks if it is her husband?

She answers, "no, I don't have a husband".

He says, "well, is it your boyfriend then?" And she replies, "Your so cute when your jealous (and she snuggles into him), but no, its not my boyfriend."

He then asks, "So, is it your brother?" She says, "no, I don't have a brother either".

To which he says, "I don't get it, what woman would have a framed picture of a bloke, next to her bed, if she was not close to the guy, or at least related to him?" And she says............................................................................

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"Don't worry, the picture is only of me, before I had the operation."

That reminds me of the story of the guy who has a one night stand. After a night of mad, passionate love making, he rolls over in the girl's bed and notices a framed picture of a guy on her bed side table.

Curious, he asks if it is her husband?

She answers, "no, I don't have a husband".

He says, "well, is it your boyfriend then?" And she replies, "Your so cute when your jealous (and she snuggles into him), but no, its not my boyfriend."

He then asks, "So, is it your brother?" She says, "no, I don't have a brother either".

To which he says, "I don't get it, what woman would have a framed picture of a bloke, next to her bed, if she was not close to the guy, or at least related to him?" And she says............................................................................

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"Don't worry, the picture is only of me, before I had the operation."

story "of a guy" huh............. <_<

 
Now only a female could have posted such tripe.

Coming from the one who detests "condescending crap"... :lol:

However H's observation is a good one: the game is passing pure taggers by and given Bartram's below par skill set there's not much else he can offer. Anyone not seeing that is watching the game through the opaqueness of loyalty.

That comment is below you H.

Jeez mate, you don't know me too well.

That said, I already regret banging away on the computer (as I am now) on a player the calibre of Bartram.


This has to be a joke. kept havey to no influence, usually he has a 30+ touch game.

I think you'll find I said I didn't think that he looked to going too well but he was tagging. No taggers get much off the ball.

Wasn't much negativity - think you are all getting excited about nothing.

macdonald staying home..Meesen is in for Spencer and Dunn is in too.

 

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