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Hawthorn's (in)accuracy

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Against us last week they kicked 3 behinds all day. Today they have 4 halfway through the first.

Rougie's first shot for goal - out on the full. The second was a point from right in front and his third finally made it!

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    Chris Johnson's performance so far has been pleasing. 2 kicks, one that cost Carlton a certain goal when he bombed away from 50 with 2 blues alone in the goalsquare and another kick on the full under no pressure. Visy may yet live to rue the $ they spent on that hack. :lol:

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    Chris Johnson's performance so far has been pleasing. 2 kicks, one that cost Carlton a certain goal when he bombed away from 50 with 2 blues alone in the goalsquare and another kick on the full under no pressure. Visy may yet live to rue the $ they spent on that hack. :lol:

    What about Roughhead's hands in the back (not paid again) for his second goal?

    How does he get away with it?

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    What about Roughhead's hands in the back (not paid again) for his second goal?

    How does he get away with it?

    Because he's so ugly the umpires don't want to have to look at him whilst explaining why he gave away a free kick.

    Yes I am in grade 6.

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    speakin of this game .... 80 000 for the winner that could be us :(

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    Chris Johnson's performance so far has been pleasing. 2 kicks, one that cost Carlton a certain goal when he bombed away from 50 with 2 blues alone in the goalsquare and another kick on the full under no pressure. Visy may yet live to rue the $ they spent on that hack. :lol:

    Did anyone else see the article in the Sporting Life section of The Age last week about 'average' footy players? Based on team lists, the average height and weight and age were something like 187cm and 88kg (could be wrong), and Chris Johnson is both of those, making him the most 'average' football in the league. Justifies our decision.

    Because he's so ugly the umpires don't want to have to look at him whilst explaining why he gave away a free kick.

    Yes I am in grade 6.

    I find that funny and I'm in uni...

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    Because he's so ugly the umpires don't want to have to look at him whilst explaining why he gave away a free kick.

    Yes I am in grade 6.

    A very observant young man you are!! I am at work & got a top laugh out of that one. Roughie is rather good at Hands in the Back isn't he. Certainly cost us some coin last weekend. Bugger it.

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    Because he's so ugly the umpires don't want to have to look at him whilst explaining why he gave away a free kick.

    Yes I am in grade 6.

    That is pure gold. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter :rolleyes:

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    speakin of this game .... 80 000 for the winner that could be us :(

    It's like getting about 700 memberships for nothing. Thanks Roughhead and thanks Clint Bartram

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