Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

on the couch

Guest unstable punt
Guest unstable punt
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Posted

Shane Wakelin on, cannot believe another Collingwood person on that show. Melbourne have not had one person on the show all year and l'll guarantee the "mcguires" have had at least 4. This is the sort of [censored] we as a club are up against, we get NOTHING from the media and not much positive vibes from the AFL and Demetriou, its going to be a hard road back!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

  • Quote
    •  
    Shane Wakelin on, cannot believe another Collingwood person on that show. Melbourne have not had one person on the show all year and l'll guarantee the "mcguires" have had at least 4. This is the sort of [censored] we as a club are up against, we get NOTHING from the media and not much positive vibes from the AFL and Demetriou, its going to be a hard road back!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

    Don't worry, buddy. I think there's a retired Melbourne forward appearing on TV at about 10:30 tonight! :lol:

  • Quote

    hehe. i did think on the couch was a disgrace..one little sentence about schwab at melbourne, and it was when they were talking about FREO! FARK!

    but yes, classified shall be good

  • Quote
    •  
    hehe. i did think on the couch was a disgrace..one little sentence about schwab at melbourne, and it was when they were talking about FREO! FARK!

    but yes, classified shall be good

    Classified is a far superior program..

    Also, they pay alot more attention to the dees, hmmm wonder why?

    We'll get a good run tonight re:schwabby

  • Quote

    to be fair we are so truly pathetic on and off the field at the moment we don't exactly demand everyone's attention

  • Quote

    to be fair we are so truly pathetic on and off the field at the moment we don't exactly demand everyone's attention

    Yep, oh so true.

    We are/have 1. broke 2. low membership 3. unprofitable 4. team of boys 5. team that plays like boys 6. unstable administration 7. dead players refusing to retire

    then Freo: 1. massive $'s 2. massive membership 3. hugely profitable 4. team of men (too old?) 5. play like crap 7. stable admin 8. players lining up to retire

    Lots more juicy talk about Freo. Nothing worth discussing about us. ;)

  • Quote

    I noticed how they just happened to drop the line about the CEO appointment during another topic they discussed. Pretty poor. I have not wasted any time on that show for a while now, got sick of Walls changing his opinion each week and saying "I agree Mike" after Sheehan has his rant.

    Classified is where it is at, like them or not Caro and Hutchy are news breakers, surely we'll get a run tonight.

  • Quote
    to be fair we are so truly pathetic on and off the field at the moment we don't exactly demand everyone's attention

    Yeah, but the least they could do is talk about how crap we are!

  • Quote
    •  

    Is any one in QLD not getting footy classafied like we should be on Nine HD now?

  • Quote
    Yeah, but the least they could do is talk about how crap we are!

    Better to say nothing, if there is nothing nice to say Chook.

    It doesn't end there. Sunday's Herald-Sun - no write up on the game. FARK! :angry:

  • Quote

    Is any one in QLD not getting footy classafied like we should be on Nine HD now?

    No Footy Classified?

  • Quote
    I noticed how they just happened to drop the line about the CEO appointment during another topic they discussed. Pretty poor. I have not wasted any time on that show for a while now, got sick of Walls changing his opinion each week and saying "I agree Mike" after Sheehan has his rant.

    Classified is where it is at, like them or not Caro and Hutchy are news breakers, surely we'll get a run tonight.

    its not really what l'm talking about though, what l'm saying is that Collingwood gets all the frickin' media's attention and that is part of our problem. Classified is heaps better, "on the Couch" is a collingwood cheer squad production :angry:

  • Quote
    its not really what l'm talking about though, what l'm saying is that Collingwood gets all the frickin' media's attention and that is part of our problem. Classified is heaps better, "on the Couch" is a collingwood cheer squad production :angry:

    They're bigger than us, so it makes sense.

  • Quote

    I watch both programs and "On the couch"only has guests that are either coaches from a team in form, a gun player or a established player in a team in form...Its show is based on stats and opinion.

    I wouldn't be expecting to see a Demon on the couch for quite some time with that criteria that needs to be met to warrant an invite.

    Footy Classified talks more about the footy news and goss and whatever Caro has heard from one of her friends at a Club ....

  • Quote

    healy's love affair with freo is very well known!!

    robert walls is most likely the media personality with the least credibility - usually copies other people by repeating or confirming what they have said!!

    hutchy, for all the crap he cops, will always put his neck out to be chopped off...

  • Quote

    healy's love affair with freo is very well known!!

    robert walls is most likely the media personality with the least credibility - usually copies other people by repeating or confirming what they have said!!

    hutchy, for all the crap he cops, will always put his neck out to be chopped off...

    I concur with your thoughts, however i think Healy is good...

    Robert Walls is a moron..

  • Quote

    • Archived

    This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Brisbane

      Forget the haunting of Round 11 — we’ve got this. Melbourne returns to its inner-city fortress for its milestone 100th AFLW match, carrying a formidable 10–2 record at IKON Stadium. Brisbane’s record at the venue is more balanced: 4 wins, 4 losses and a draw. 

        • Like
      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Geelong

      Melbourne wrapped up the AFLW home and away season with a hard-fought 14-point win over Geelong at Kardinia Park. The result secured second place on the ladder with a 9–3 record and a home qualifying final against the Brisbane Lions next week.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 2 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Geelong

      It’s been a season of grit, growth, and glimpses of brilliance—mixed with a few tough interstate lessons. Now, with finals looming, the Dees head to Kardinia Park for one last tune-up before the real stuff begins.

        • Shocked
        • Like
      • 3 replies
      Demonland

    • DRAFT: The Next Generation

      It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

        • Clap
        • Haha
      • 9 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

      A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

        • Like
      • 5 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

      The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

        • Haha
        • Like
      • 722 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.