Strapping Young Lad

How long untill we fold???? These statements are utter shite! I am happy so long as the team I support go out and play in the red and blue and give it their best shot! Yes we have been miles from our best and we need to change to achive this, both on and off the field. But these types of sentances make me think of you to be like Marvin the robot from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Is the world realy so bad..... Only if if you don't know where your towel is!

This mass debate over Robbo and Howe is lovely read.... But when he was playing and taking his marks and kicking goals for the club, you would have been touting him loud and proud like I was! Its like compairing a 2000 Mercedes to a new one... both are very good for their time, but the newer one looks more pretty compaired to the old bucket when looked at today.... opps should have said Opals but I don't even know what they look like or if they have steering wheels in them? Yes, Howe is a good player I like having him in our team.... BUT I also like having Robbo in our team back then!! Take you hands off it and compair Howe to a player, playing today then you will have a better understanding as to where he is at in todays environment. Both Apple islanders and both good in my books!

Mabey Dank was injecting Ketamine into the boys by mistake. Because half of them move too fecking slow and/or are falling asleep. What ever wondertard or tards that we are employing is causing these horse apples to happen needs to be outted, then the suppoters allowed ram pineapples into whatever orifice they choose... I am awaiting answers, while standing in the fruit and veg section of Woolies........

HA With how the boys are going I would go with a more later song of Alien.... Sh!tstorm!

He is cooked. All AFL players must be able to put in second efforts and have more depth in their game than just "hit outs"!!

Well I went to my first Demons match since 1999, bought myself a membership too!!! I liked what was happening in the first half of the game.... but not hitting targets is a huge flaw in our game.... Kicking over the heads of players and good lord it shat me when we crossed our own goals are missed our targets and gave away goals like an old man in a hiace giving out "free candy" near a play ground. Mitch Clark is worth every penny and in my opinion should be captain of the club! The two guys we have now are good players, but we need a leader like Neitz someone who can have an impact and rally the pea hearts in the team. Next week will tell us exactly where we are at and I am looking forward to it. But can someone tell me why we run out to Metallica...... Run out to the club song or run out to silence.... Not that shite example of metal! That wouldn't even inspire me to have a decent bowl movement, let alone a game of footy!!!!

They could do the selection using the feats of strength then the airing of the grievences! The winner would truly be the right man or woman!

Looks like I owe him a Rainbow Paddle Pop....... But there are none left it the box.. Would Rangey settle for choc bannana one??

As a young boy growing up in a small country town barracking for the Demons in the wonderfull era of the 80's, I was surrounded by other kids that loved Essendung and their plethora of honkey players. When the Dees (and they did a lot!) lose they would let me know that my team were crap even when we didn't play against the clowns ..... This is still the case now, it may seem!!!!!!!! BUT I am awaiting the chance so that when they ARE found out to be substance abusers... The shreaking of my laughter will rupture their ear drums. Oh the joy.... I will wait...

It could be like when you take a cat to the vet and get it desexed they get a tattoo..........

I like that Range Rover has a zest for the Demons, I really do. Its like a kid trying to eat its icecream on a bloody hot day, he will just wind up wearing more of it than actually eating it... Every post is either from you, or you are trying to hyjack it.... Yes I know you are not liking the Melbourne hierachy, I got that when I first read your post about it. Yes some things need to be looked at, but please this is more of a Spanish Inquisition, rather than a reveloution. As for the Rip Melbourne, it won't happen! I bet you a Rainbow Paddle Pop you will comment again!!

Well this is my first post here Demonland! I have been one of those creepy people that would live vicariously through other peoples posts.... The last time I watched the boys live was when the Northern Stand was still up, you could buy full strength beer and I was sitting behind Ian Henderson(nice bloke!!). I will be going to watch the game with a mate of mine I met when I was working in the "West" digging it up and sending it to China! Yes he is a one eyed Eagles man like every other luddite over there, I got tired of hearing him tell me how great Subiaco Oval is so I said "he needs to see a game at the "G"! not that shite horse paddock those goons shuffle about on".... and with the way the boys are travelling at the moment I expect to be bludgeoned with West Coast gibberish and gleeful hooting coming from my ham fisted friend, the only joy I have had so far is that the Weeagles are on the same number of wins as the Dees!!!! So with a small wager he and I made a few years back, I expect that and most of the over priced beers will be on me......... So I will be getting a membership and supporting the Demons, because if I'm wasting my money on mid strength beer and shite food I may as well give some to the club "my heart beats true" for. I hope to see you all there.... I will be the guy with the big West Coast supporter sitting beside him drinking my beer...... GO DEES!!!