Dee Zephyr

Melksham - Laser like foot (both)

Huge game next week, hope we get as many as we can to the G.

6 - Gawn 5 - Melksham 4 - Chandler 3 - Trac 2 - Viney 1 - Langford

This reminds me of my fuel gauge when I was on the dole.

Will Scholfield needs to Faark Off the TV. He’s an absolute %#** And we are drunk

The 3 games so far this round have been pus

Just want to see more of that manic pressure we came out with after halftime against the Tigers. Do that and we go a long way to winning it.

Wow, incompetent not in caps, you feeling ok?

That is how we roll here at Demonland mate, even when we are full of poo poo we make it sound convincing

The fact he's not even listed as an emergency even with May being in some doubt, says maybe not.

JVR or Howes in, if that's the case.

Could just be me, but Simpkin does f all for a captain and midfielder. His season stats look misleading

You just have marvel at T Mac, he has given plenty to the MFC.

On a slightly different matter, I see Ross Lyon had a crack at the VFL tribunal and VFL comp. Tauru was handed a 4 week ban in the VFL for rough conduct. With a bye at the start and the end of his suspension the kid won’t play a game for 6 weeks. Farcical.

https://www.afl.com.au/news/762950/young-demon-suspended-over-tackle-that-left-him-shattered/amp?webview=true

The biggest surprise is Port in last quarters.

Nothing more insufferable than Carlton fans when they’re on a winning roll.

He averages 1.7 tackles and 1.3 1%s in his career. It’s not that his numbers in those stats have dramatically dropped or anything. Last year he took the most contested marks he ever has in one single season. I’m guessing these metrics were overlooked cause we were winning lots of games, I’m just trying to understand why that’s an issue all of sudden when those numbers never lit the world on fire. He’s too skilful to be running around in that Mickey Mouse VFL comp imo.

The Horny one is raging

Quality football so far in the 3rd

Lack of recognition by the team or Trac? A lot of the boys ran straight to Chandler for that super effort.

Crows still have no idea how to defend

Not many in our team can kick goals like he did in the third. To me he’s like your clinical striker in soccer, keep him deep.

No he is not