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@ElDiablo14, many stereotypes abound. They are generally true, of course with exceptions. In general, Melbourne supporters like to live in areas where there are large well established trees - the shade protects our eyes so we tend to look calm and relaxed. Opposition supporters, in general, and for reasons that escape me, seem to gravitate towards areas where there are no trees or trees so small so as to not offer much shade - hence, due to the intense glare, their facial expressions resemble that of a Pekingese dog sucking on a lemon. Google Earth could be a useful resource in your search for a new abode; as close to the G as possible. Good luck!

BT's commentary can summed up by his line during the 2021 GF "and the crowd have gone unbelievably". Yes Brian. I too would be in disbelief if the patrons all left the ground half-way through the 3rd quarter of a Grand Final.

Hmmm, don't be too sure @Willmoy1947. They're a 'stoopey' lot down at AFL House.

Indeed...what a twisted universe we live in.

https://www.bdm.vic.gov.au/change-a-name

That was a fantastic win.

🎼We are the Sons of the Gold Coast sky Don't know the rest and we all know why...🎼

@hemingway, that's very sexist.

"Yet here we were again, fleeing at three-quarter time, squashed into a carriage full of brown and gold." What a soft rooster he is.

🎼So join in the chorus, and sing it one and all...🎼

Not like-for-like in my books. Fritter is a 3rd forward, not a KPF.

If it's a pessimistic eye that you're casting over it then the answer is yes.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Please please please bring an expansion club (Tasmania) into the AFL whilst Hawthorn are bottoming out.

Certifiable Adorably certifiable. Had to soften it a bit.

Is two weeks about right? - probably. Should we appeal on the grounds that it was medium impact? Yes: Show our players that we will fight for them. Enough of our BOHECA approach which too often sees our players cop the maximum only to see other clubs protected-species 'stars' benefit from wet-lettuce penalties.

Nothing about Peter personally, everything against Essendon as a club.

I'm not quite as negative on the overall game as some here are. If I were from either of these supporters bases, apart from having less teeth and a larger belly, I would be: Richmond supporter - very worried that they're staring at an abyss over the next few years. Carlton supporter - encouraged by the performance of their youngsters: De Koning, Cowan, Hollands.

Quite possible; Mitch is supposed to be intelligent.

Thread fusion - ironic humour sending a message to the AFL... We could bring the trumpeter back and after every goal have him play this:

@Dr. Gonzo do you see Charlie Spargo as our version of Kimi Raikonnen? Kimi, deadpan delivery. A great ambassador for Finland as referenced by some of his famous quotes.

Hard to argue with your logic @rpfc. Yes @layzie, it's in his own hands now to demonstrate what (if) he's learnt from his past errors.

They ran out of beer!