Robot Devil

I think it would be classified as the archetypal “clanger” with a 2 x multiplier.

Would not worry about our “brand” bring trashed. Don’t know what we’re doing out there but it ain’t football. All our basics are shjt.

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Quoted for truth.

I’m just gonna save this spot here so that I can come back later when all the profanities have left my body. Special shout out to all the pissweak Hawthorn supporters who left before the game was over. Must be so boring when you win all the time.

I wish I could be that bad at my job and still get paid.

Isn’t three words the maximum a North supporter can string together?

Bugg had 9 pressure acts. Team high was Garlett with 24. Jones = 20 Wagner = 19 Neal-Bullen = 19 Oliver = 18 Salem = 17

Maybe they consider Swans and Lions to be quasi-Victorian teams considering they have a larger supporter base in Vic from their origins.

Three servings of Meatloaf? No thanks.

Rakes... lots and lots of rakes in the F50.

Observe his fumbling and bumbling:

Well they noticed and played slow motion footage of him lifting his arm and for once in eternity not getting a free kick (probably because the umpires are jack of it). The panel then said things like “you’ve been doing it since you were a junior so it’s not your fault” and “it’s not ducking” during which Selwood looked visibly uncomfortable even with all the excuses being made for him. Selwood then stumbled through a series of unconvincing and unrelated words that barely formed a sentence. I suppose watching himself play for a free kick on national TV would be enough to stun him into gibberish.

Have enjoyed watching Selwood choke and stumble on Talking Footy as he tries to defend his arm raises and ducking. I’m surprised he doesn’t have a well worn list of cliche answers to conjure up when asked about it. He did eventually manage to change the subject to Tom Mitchell by mumbling something about angles.

I’ll be interested to see what this incident warrants. http://www.afl.com.au/video/2018-04-01/is-cripps-in-trouble-for-this-low-blow

Interesting question. I note that in some of the very high end membership packages there is the option to tack on a Coaches Box experience (at a significant cost). If I was filthy rich I’d certainly be laying down the cash just to see what the flip goes down in a coaches box during a game. Of course I would be ejected from the box in whatever quarter we let the opposition get a run on. It’s pretty much a certainty (the ejection and the opposition run on).

That’s how I feel....

This was my exact thought.

I can confirm with absolute certainty that when Salem went down a trainer was almost immediately on the scene. When he failed to move for several seconds the trainer lifted their right arm and signalled to the Melbourne bench. The Doctor and Physio then both took off from the bench straight to Salem. The Doctor opened up a fair lead on the Physio despite looking less likely. By the time the Doctor arrived Salem was on his feet and walking back to take his free kick. The Doctor stood approximately 5 metres behind Salem over the boundary and then waited for him to kick the ball. Salem ran on after the kick. At this stage I was watching the play further up the field and I did not see what happened next. I trust the above provides some additional clarity.

And at half time at the ground they showed an Ablett highlights package on the big screen. It was our home game! What the eff is that about?!? They didn't even show the two occasions that he got pinged for holding the ball.

It's 25 down to 10 for good behaviour.

I don't think our players watch other games because we invariably do whatever is the infringement of the week the next day. You'd think because we play predominantly on Sundays we'd have plenty of time to figure out the rule of the week.

I have a photo of myself and my daughter at the Family Day with Petracca however I dare not post it lest your screen explode from the awesomeness. I will say that he appears to have found a good balance in size for his height and I expect him to break some games wide open this season.