Robot Devil

I think it would be classified as the archetypal “clanger” with a 2 x multiplier.

I’ll be interested to see what this incident warrants. http://www.afl.com.au/video/2018-04-01/is-cripps-in-trouble-for-this-low-blow

I have a photo of myself and my daughter at the Family Day with Petracca however I dare not post it lest your screen explode from the awesomeness. I will say that he appears to have found a good balance in size for his height and I expect him to break some games wide open this season.

Nice... but I’m saving my money for the replica premiership cup.

Seems like a big crowd here. Just got Petracca to autograph my membership card. Hope it’s still valid now!

I look forward to this interpretation being consistently and impartially applied throughout the year. *laughs uncontrollably*

He needs to win the Brownlow first then he can go around chicken winging, elbowing and eye gouging people without repercussions

This kids a game breaker. Good to have him on board for an additional 2 seasons.

Eerily enough I actually met Satyriconhome at a game (long before I was on Demonland so I can't really compare the two experiences). Since then I have had the occasional conversation with fellow Demon supporters when I have ended up at games without my usual cadre. (Saturday @ Etihad being one case where I chatted with 3 or 4 random other Dee supporters). I've often wondered if any of them are on Demonland but generally refrain from asking for various reasons. None of the people I have met at games however, have had the uniqueness of Chris from Camberwell.

Did he win a pair of orthodontic sandals?

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room.

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall.

Hey Mate. Are the stickers still coming soon? I was hoping to get one at the same time as a stubby holder. Thanks.

My T-shirt arrived this morning. Looks great. Thanks.

Excellent. They look great and I've ordered a tshirt. Everybody get on board! i look forward to people recognising me at games so that I can deliver witty comments in person and imitate GIFs as required.

I love the way he comes from miles back and hits a marking contest. We've really missed having that kind of forward for a long time.

I don't know... that Kam Chancellor intercept seemed to be the turning point and that was all Seattle.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/best-content/ By the way.... how many posts do you have to make to be parodied? Is this like Wierd Al Yankovich standard or what?

The AFL have shut the original thread down or stolen it on the orders of CW for evidentiary purposes. Lock it in Eddie.