Return to Glory

Not entirely true Biffen. Tom takes up half a seat and Phatty has two seats per arse cheek and a further two seats for his player scouting folders with Maccas wrappers hanging out of them.

If a jumbo jets flight path took it over the ground I'm sure they'd count the passengers as well.

And you can bet your life the Suns will be on the receiving end of some softies. In regards to West Coast, they regularly get handed a goal a quarter advantage by [censored] scared umps over there so no problems with yesterday.

The other thing to remember about GWS is their crowd numbers are all bullshite. I had a mate at the game who was adamant there would have been no more than 5000 there tops.

Unfortunately you are right.

I have tried to find fault with your thinking BBO but, once again, it is flawless. Four days of abstinence does seem excessive. Can I suggest that you make a counter offer of one day?

How good would it be to be a fly on the wall when they talk renewed contract with Valdermort. I'm imagining them sliding a piece of paper over the table with two less zeros and Phat Phil suggesting there's been a typo. "And Phatty, we also thought that, rather than $100, 000 to simply google big footy, how about two felafels and a slab per game?"

Dee - Luded, you are on the money. I should also add that I will be always coloured in my view of GWS because of the firm of Phat Phil and Son.

Great, so I can hate the pracks for years to come.

Dee L, GWS gets three men and a dog to their games and the Afl are happy to prop them up to the end of time. I'm also not entirely convinced that the two sports can't co exist.

GWS was not created to share the love of the game but, rather, to stop the expansion of soccer. For mine, it's an important distinction. It's an artificial construct. Plus I hate the pracks.

I'll tell you this, if they get a priority pick at years end ill do a fair impression of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

Let's never forget that, until they were caught, the AFL were prepared to let GWS pay that phat [censored] to pretend to scout players.

Wonderful post Jaded. And we can only hope the entire club becomes but a tragic footnote in footy history.

I'd say that's a fair self reflection. Well done.

When's he eligible? next year?

That will always be the one to top IMO

Don't hit me with logic you [censored].

Yes and no Song. I know it was dumb but he sends out a statement to opposition that you may not get a cushy ride out of defence .

To me something along those lines is a bit more reasonable.

Dylan Shiel for our first pick seems a little steep for mine.

Ta Beezlebub, I had a moment of contemplation but thankfully it passed.

Jack 7 is under the illusion this is an impartial forum. It is not.

The only Barrett I recognize is Ray Barrett.