Biffen

Salary cap scandal coming up .A full boot audit will follow,

If he gets another contract I reckon he'll have more kids. Think of all the father/son picks we will have access to . It's good for the long term .

Rod Keogh looked the goods for a very brief time.

We were about 230 runs too many ahead . I blame Pup.

Basically that he knows most of his info on the tanking saga from reading the back of The Age.

"Let the Heathens spill theirs On the Dusty ground" Maybe ,but never Champagne .

In the Hindenburg ,sipping Moselle.I've got a cabin upstairs ,sipping Champagne. If we crash I wont spill a drop .

The obligatory photo of the father "sans shirt" with newborn. I remember seeing one of Dean Wallis and child and needing to puke . This one is going straight to the pool room .

"Grapes of Wrath" no?Just running it up the flagpole .

I'm a bit old fashioned . I like them to be good at football first and then watch them become"company men" later . You cant take an"athlete" and turn them into a good player by wishing it . Besides being in Bran Nue Dae and being somewhat of a social being, and a popular one , I cant see his criminal actions listed anywhere. Like me , he will have to fight the injustice and prejudice that comes with being good-looking and popular. Dayle , there is help out there . Stay cool.

How about "The Cale".

Here is another slant on him-but he may already be another Indigenous Bomber by now. http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/-/afl/15465058/more-to-garlett-than-eye-can-see/

What if we call it "The Balls and All" Award.More PC?

Great idea . Tapscott and Jetta will be waving the flag for us next year . The thing about Balls was that he was also an exceptionally good mark and kick as well as being fearless. He wasn't just a thug or a hitman . He had incredible anticipation that allowed him to hit a contest at full speed. and he was a beautiful looking young man when he wore his teeth .

Jordie Gys was a ball magnet and a fairly good tackler but didnt have the build to play AFL. He had a chance to grow some arms and shoulders but he chose not to use the facilities available and so wasted everyones time last year . Youth is wasted on the young . I wish him luck at Norf . Until he bulks up ,he will be lucky to get a game with the Vixens . Puny kids with lots of talent are really out of fashion atm.

One cigarette could burn our ship down .Best to let him rack up a Brownlow elsewhere . Now where's my red nose and funny wig.

Who can argue with that rationale?The Y along with the cigarette means a no from me now. Forget about all that ability and skill. And he's a witch.

Characters never drink or smoke.Only machines

You have me stumped .

YAMMAS!

Yep-there is no mention anywhere of drugs and the photo is four months old probably posted by a "mate".This is the kid that stood out in the games I watched on Fox . He slotted goals in finals for Cales new club , Claremont . Some people can never see beyond the obvious . To the hand- wringing goody-goodies I say "Let he who has never had a beer and a smoke be the first to cast nasturtiums upon the young gun". The photo worked-watch him star for the Bummers now . Remember this is a footy club ,not a church group. If a player has a beer ,we can handle it ,we will live through it .

It's truly a sterile world now when someone who is 18 cannot have one beer and one cigarette without being pilloried by hand -wringers . Sure it's dumb to put it on FB while the draft is happening but FFS-all of you who have written him off for life over this photo should get a grip on reality . he may be naughty but if its the same Garlett that played rep for WA then he can tear teams up . Thats all that I care about . Oh he smokes! Oh how terrible! Harden up!

When was the last time we had a Greek Boy ? I really cant remember any at MFC. I like "Jimmy Stomp-Ass"as a name . "Pethi Mou-Stomp-colos"

He could be the next Martin Pike! Lets not judge people on one beer and one ciggy.

If you think Irra can bring something to the table ,without getting annoyed . And he doesn't become tating ,remains sponsible. Then its probably not an ational decision . We may need him .