Biffen

Write your own twaddle. No need to copy.

At least MM gets to work with men like Barry Prendergast-two men at the very peak of their decline.

Obviously a bit more of an inside player than Flower but in terms of loyalty and professionalism when all around him aren't either,he has given the club some hope and pride when no others have.

Has Tulip like qualities-the only shining light in some dark days. Jones would star in any team. He has held the club together.

My Carlton mates wont reply to my messages of support either. Severely lacking in humour at the moment for some reason.

So Dawes wasn't bruise free?

BBo was right behind Frank last week- I wasn't. Him and Max will be awesome for us.

Yes big weekend. I prefer to think of myself as a kind of boozy soothsayer rather than a drunk. I saw your braincells at Stus disco. The were sitting on a cistern in the dunny. Best to forget about them and press on. The handcuffs the police use these days are totally unsophisticated- more like cable ties. Needless to say they were no match for yours truly.

Maybe.

Wassup -beeaaaatches!

A glass of metamucil in the morning or do you just get on the scooter and scoot?

Believe it or not-I've been to the Beirut beer garden a few times-will pm you and we will go for a couple soon. I will ride my lowrider bike down.

I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you. Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

Fitzroy won in 1899 there. We won in1900 at East Melbourne Cricket Ground after finishing 8th! The roy boys won all three flags played there.

I think we won our first ever flag there in 1899 or around then. Will ask Mr Google and get back.

It will be good for The Saints,the game and us if the Junction is developed . The AFL could structure the draw to give us a couple of games there against interstaters and potentially save us cash . I hope the Blackie/Ironmonger stand is restored and not demolished in the process. It is a beautiful ground and a lucky one for us in some ways. I remember the buzz of training in the 87 lead up there and watched the crowd grow by the week . We will need to get the possums back to AAmi and relocate the vault there too.They're ours. Also I may be wrong but did we win our first flag there? Supermercado,OD anyone?

A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

OD wasn't always so old. Back row left.

He coached the Hotham Harlots to some memorable losses too.

Just got to pop out for a facial and a pedi ,and to pick up my dry cleaned jeans. We will discuss this new breed later.

St Kilda were pretty horrible for a long time. Footscray were shyteful There were some hidings in the mid 80's-then we came good.

Possibly Jazza but without skinny jeans i cannot get in to the same pubs as this generation . Actually,they have been brainwashed into thinking booze and violence are a bad thing. and they don't touch carlton from the tap at the pubs I attend- only metrosexual imported beer. What is the world coming to?

I think the supporters would like to see Mitch Robinson have his last tooth knocked out. Tappy and Jetta are the only players with the requisite amount on c--t in them to do it.

Close to $10 mill from a 400k outlay. He must be devastated.