Queanbeyan Demon

Gee - thought You reckon Guerra GAF?

I'm naming the side now. BacksOscar McDonald Sam Frost Zaine Cordy Half-BacksCalab Daniel TMac (Capt.) Marty Hore MidsJack Ross Tom Phillips Will Setterfield RuckBig Cox Half-ForwardsCharlie Spargo Callum Brown Kayne Turner ForwardsJeffo Shannon Noel Peddo BenchOskar Baker Tom Cutler Sam Mayes Jack Silvagni Coach: Mark Neeld

Risking diabetes?

I've waited 12 months for a hip replacement.

26 games since he arrived last year, 35 goals, 66 percent game time, 3.7 percent score involvements. His stats are similar Pickett's. Makes him pretty integral in my view.

Another AFL own goal.

His dyed mo is a slight worry, but get him for his name if nothing else.

Their rise up the ladder coincided with the arrival of Dear.

The only thing that's second rate is this post. STD on the way out will ya.

Charitable. I recon he's a total &%^*@ and a dead set !@#$&^* (R^%$^&*.

There a real problem in SA. Both Port and Crom [censored] the bed in September at home. Amazing really.

The good news is that one of them have to loose.

I heard ya. Briliant. Fixed em right up.

I heard ya. Briliant.

You are temporarily suspended from Demonland pending an investigation into your reckless use of facts, @bing181. Further violations of ‘Land’s sacred policy of being entirely fact-free, paranoid, and speculative will result in: Immediate relegation to the “Game Day Thread Gulag” Loss of all posting rights on expected score analysis Mandatory viewing of retro Simon Goodwin press conferences until you repent. Remember: this is Demonland, not New Scientist. Leave your facts at the door.

Bartel ripped him a new one. Complete banana split.

When the undefeated Dees and Swans meet in round 8 next year . . . SIZE MATTERS: BIG KING V BIG COX IN BLOCKBUSTER

Merely an observation - not a complaint.

Melbourne v Sydney 2026 — the only game where the umpires need a third ruckman to toss the coin.

50 years since a ruckman has coached a premiership in the VFL/AFL.

Predicting Max gets no.9 next year.

When's King's birthday?

I sympathise with Buckley. I got a divorce once. Killed me financially. Had to liquidate my St. James Glen Iris Cricket Club memorabilia and all. She got 50%. So down to my last $7.85M. [Oh, and I had to rollover my Rangy lease for an additional 12-months.]

In 2027 they are getting the following picks: Pick 1 Pick 2 Pick 3 Pick 4 Pick 5 Pick 6 Pick 7 Pick 8 Pick 9 Pick 10 Pick 11 Pick 12 Pick 13 Pick 14 Pick 15 Pick 16 Pick 17 Pick 18 Pick 19 Pick 20 Pick 21 Pick 22 Pick 23 Pick 24 Pick 25 Pick 26 Pick 27 Pick 28 Pick 29 Pick 30 Pick 31 Pick 32 Pick 33 Pick 34 Pick 35 Pick 36 Pick 37 Pick 38 Pick 39 Pick 40 Pick 41 Pick 42 Pick 43 Pick 44 Pick 45 Pick 46 Pick 47 Pick 48 Pick 49 Pick 50 Pick 51 Pick 52 Pick 53 Pick 54 Pick 55 Pick 56 Pick 57 Pick 58 Pick 59 Pick 60 Pick 61 Pick 62 Pick 63 Pick 64 Pick 65 Pick 66 Pick 67 Pick 68 Pick 69 Pick 70 Pick 71 Pick 72 Pick 73 Pick 74 Pick 75 Pick 76

All I can say is thank goodness Triple Chins and Chairman Gef were never involved with us. Melbourne’s recent history may be tinged with incompetence, but at least it has mostly been dignified. We’ve generally worked within the rule of law, behaved like good citizens, and carried ourselves with some measure of restraint — even when the VFL/AFL was doing its worst. That’s the difference: we might lose games, we might lose players, but we didn’t lose our dignity by turning the club into a circus of tantrums, curses, and headline-chasing outrage.