Very Jaded

Every club gets a table. Who else would West Coast send? Their captain? Oh wait

And it’s not nice either And unless Darcy was constructing it, there is no excuse for the Wiggle look he pulled.

Confirmed Trac and Kosi both in attendance. I also believe Langford and Lindsay as they were both nominated for the Rising Star. The Melbourne ladies all look outstanding and the boys all put on actual suits and washed their hair / beard. Well done.

No Jack tonight. Enjoying the newborn life. Charlotte joked on her socials that she’s swapping the red carpet dress for a maternity diaper.

PS- black tie means a tie. Not a turtle neck. It also means a suit. Not a blazer you found in the back of your cupboard and some chinos from Target Kthbxby

A note to all players with long hair: WASH YOUR HAIR Many thanks The mother you should have had

I’m very busy critiquing Brownlow looks. Talk to me tomorrow.

If he doesn’t find a suitor he will be at the club next year

Bummer. That’s a real shame. He would have been a phenomenal addition to the footy department. Goddamn Geelong. I hate them with every fiber of my being.

Most especially since May has a great footy mind and could help coach some of their younger defenders. North overpaid for bloody Caleb Daniels and Jack Darling but they don’t want May? Crazy!

Correct. And I rather he decided that as far away from our club as possible. Even Geelong with their magic powers don’t want a bar of him, despite clearly chasing another tall (hence Curnow). No. No. No.

My understanding, and I could be wrong, is that if we trade for Mihocek rather than get him for free via free agency, then it won’t dilute the Spargo compensation.

That's very harsh. He's had a number of injuries this year that were accidental like the larynx and the concussion which would have taken a bit out of him. I reckon Viney was never the same post concussion, nor was May. If May missed a heap of games with soft tissue injuries you could argue your point, but his injuries this year were very much not preventable nor to do with fitness. I do agree that he has lost quite a bit of speed and the end is fast approaching tho. No shame in that. Age catches up to most players.

If the Pies want May, then it would be to our benefit to involve him in a trade for Mihocek, to not dilute the compensation we will get for Spargo. Not that I think the compensation will be great, but could be enough to get White for example. Of course Pies will need to actually trade us something for May, and they can then throw Mihocek into the mix. It seems like they won't get any compo for him anyway given his age.

Max is a smart man. He knows how to increase the trade value of his teammates 😉 And he also hates Tom Morris, as everyone associated with the club does.

I think if you can't see that Trac wants to leave, then you are being either very naïve, or you just don't want to believe it because you love him as a player. Those are valid reasons, but they don't make the reality different. Trac was desperate to leave last year, and the club came out and strongly said no. This year, neither party has refuted the rumours, because both have reached an understanding that if a suitable deal can be reached, then Trac will be elsewhere next season. If you think he doesn't need to respond to every rumour, you would be correct, but when you're a highly regarded player who made a huge mess trying to leave your club last year, and the rumours are still persisting, then you shut them down if they are not true. See Oliver via his manager last week.

Geelong is paying a heavy price with Smith. It’s working well on field, but it’s taking a heavy load off it. No way they’d consider JUH

McRae knows his list has zero depth. No other reason to play Howe, Mihocek or Pendelbury Massive risk that backfired beautifully

Omg watching BT is as pleasant as an enema

Hope his cake tastes like dirt

Please be more specific. Many thugs in this team.

Pies season ending with Nicky caught holding the ball. Superb

A lot of cousin rooting incoming for the drunk and sad inbreds in black and white tonight. Pray for humanity.

And Draper and Oscar Allan to come Great stuff 😭