Jaded No More

Consistent goal kickers. I believe on GF day even teams without a strong forward can win, but to get to the GF without one, is very hard.

Jesus we have 12 cases in Victoria. TWELVE in 5 million. The hysteria is ridiculous. Apparently schools are likely to be shut down from next week... you think Corona is bad, just wait until parents can’t send their devil children to school or go to work themselves. Welcome to the end of the world!

Glandular fever is pretty serious. Not good.

I reckon the worst part about this virus is being put in lockdown if you have small children. Forget stocking up on toilet paper, I’m going to go stock up on copious amounts of wine.

If you’ve survived being a Melbourne supporter all these years, you’ll survive Corona virus. Covid-19 has nothing on MFCSS

Yep because when the shelves are empty day after day, when you see something you just grab it. I’m asking everyone to bring me toilet paper as wedding presents. Forget the cash people. I need toilet paper!

You know if any club has to pull the pin on the season due to a widespread corona virus outbreak it’ll be Melbourne #mfcss

I'm far more worried about the economic and financial ramifications of this virus, than the health ramifications if I'm being honest. Most people will not die from this disease. However how many will lose their jobs, their homes, their livelihoods... their ability to wipe their [censored]...

Should we be concerned that Salem didn’t play on Friday due to illness? (I’m joking) The mass hysteria is truly worrying. You now can’t get toilet paper, tissue, sanitary products are hard to come by and diapers. I have a friend who’s 4 year old kid is currently dying from cancer and he couldn’t get diapers! People have so much worse things going on in their lives, yet we are seeing people punch on for a pack of Kleenex.

Norf. I can’t with them. It’s irrational. But also every Norf supporter I’ve ever met (from ex bosses to ex boyfriends) was an absolute [censored].

Taken straight from the teenage boy mother’s handbook Stressful as hell. That desktop is a hot mess.

No way should we rush Jackson. Weid has to be pushed along and needs the game time to develop at this level. I feel bad for him as rucking is clearly not a natural skill, but he’s learning out of necessity. Jackson should play VFL and have fun learning and getting physically stronger. A game towards the end of the year as a taster and a reward for effort would suffice.

Jetta played on Burgoyne who did SFA. Hence Jetta won his position. I’m not sure where the criticism is. His primary role has always been to defend and he has always done that very well. He isn’t a play maker. Never has been. But name the last time a Jetta opponent has given us a bath?

Outmuscled. Pushed in the back illegally. Same same.

Played 99% game time. Not bad for someone who was injured with a calf most pre season. Fitness clearly not an issue.

Vanders walking around the rooms in runners. No ice. Literally no idea what this means. Just passing on what I’m seeing.

Fitness looking elite. Dominating the last quarter again

Fritsch [censored] all over every forward on our list.

Damn cameraman showing me Vanders on the bench but not his feet. Are they iced?

Spargo is just too damn small

Good to see Oliver kicking

Bedford what a shot!

Quick. He’s kicked 3 goals. It’s a disaster for our spoon aspirations. I am not sure he’s playing the second half. Hard to be visible from the bench.

Very true. He absolutely doesn’t look out of place on the field. He has never been quick and so pace is not an issue. His decision making and kicking is still good. No issues with him being in our best 22.

No Fritsch no forwardline. He’s so good.