Red and Bluebeard

Or perhaps the motions were going through you? Ew, why did I say that?

How does curry happen? :-)

Hmmm... so you want to talk about shaving bananas with a chainsaw?

What is shaving? Some primitive ritual with hot water, cream and cold steel next to one's throat? Yech

Well left! :-)

Must have missed that one, and I am not sure that I am sorry ...

In my youth, my cousins on the farm would agree with BBO - the curvy item about 40cm long is a jemmy, and a crowbar is about six feet of straight black solid metal, with which one could do some really serious damage ...But true to the imprecise and informal times in which we live, crowbar can refer to all kinds of similar instruments, it seems .... Ok, you can go on with your lives now :-)

Thanks, BBO. I bow to your superior knowledge of tools, decent or otherwise ... :-)

Decent crowbar = where Bernie Vince used to drink?

I'd throw in a sledgehammer too (literally - lol!)

He does speak well. Red bananas and blue watermelons for him!

Ew! Perhaps only for people to pay to never have to see that again ...

No. Sounds like you are familiar with it, though ...

So what could you do with an indecent crowbar? The mind boggles ...

You can solve Chinese puzzles with a crowbar? I am impressed!

Just for you, Redleg ... .

Replace Russell with 1,000 rabbits and now you are talking ...

Good to hear it OD!

Ouch! Hope all are 100% very soon. You don't know what you've got till its gone, and there are some seriously feral stomach bugs out there ... No doubt the doctor prescribed single malt ...

Presumably there is some advantage in our new coach having spent three years in the media ...

Don't go there, TBF -- I want OD alive and kicking to watch the Dees go back-to-back! Of course, it is silly to expect to get the Caulfield Cup as well ...

A Dees premiership and the Caulfield cup as well?

Let's hope it is an omen for the Dees, TBF

You mean banana cake ...

Looking forward to your form guide for the Cup, Redleg ...