Red and Bluebeard

There certainly looks like there is enough kilojoules in that to supply an Indian village with a month's power! Hope it was good!

No, but somehow I can't imagine BB as the little drummer boy ...

A red and blue mankini?

Chop stick, presumably (at least tonight!)

Lol! And I suppose the loser of the fight between the dogs becomes the next day's dim sims?

Not if there is a Channel Nine microphone nearby ....

Are you the drummer, BB?

Any chance of a report on here from the 'Fab Four' who will be there tonight?Hope it goes well - sounds already like the yarns will be spun like a Shane Warne special ... :-)

Like :-)

How many generations is that?

I remember hearing a story about someone who got one of those calls, and gave the phone to his three-year-old grandson. The following ten minutes were apparently hilarious for all concerned except the caller ...

I don't think a couple of hours with an antivirus program will clear up Essendon's problems, TBF

Sounds like one enormous elephant .... What about an alpaca? :-)

Nice TBF, but this is not Sparta ... :-)

Hear, hear, OD! The jewel in the Demonland crown. Well done Redleg and all.0-300 day sounds like a good omen for the Ashes ... :-)

Well done, TBF! 300 up before breakfast ...

Just don't quote yourself. or Biffen will get narky ...

I'll say! Nice work, TBF!

I am quoting you now -- is that better? Cheap leg byes are very welcome at the Dees these days, I believe .. I think the Aussie cricket team could do with a few dozen as well

17 posts to go by my reckoning --- oh, make that 16 now ...

Cracking away, sir. It will be an absolute certainty if BBO and Biffen get cracking too

Well, if it is anything like last night, it will only take about 5 minutes ... I am the sort of cricket fan who is never worried whether a batsman gets his century before lunch, or before tea or whatever ... I just thought it might be amusing.

The real question is whether we will get to the 300 before Redleg's countdown to the draft gets to 0 ...

That spending time with grandchildren is more fun than talking about the Dees. No brainer for mine, same as OD it seems ....

Things go bananas?