Red and Bluebeard

Let's see .. A big punter's club with links to Bermuda has either a lot of monkeys on the payroll, or a rather large demand for catering. Either way, they have a large standing order for bananas (say 5,000 a week). When the collapse happens, so does the demand for bananas, leaving an oversupply of cheap bananas for this thread to consume. Simples!

Forever and ever, Amen!

May that ever be the case. As for making them Dees fans, it is tough when the 2013 highlights are the last quarter of the home game against GWS, Howie's hangers and the first MFC women's match ....

Surely one is increasingly tolerant of grandchildren? But I think you are right, as usual, OD.

LIke! Although I think the proportion of grumpy old geezers is a lot higher amongst Demons fans than the general population ...

Is that to rhyme with Armageddon?

Like. The longer this goes on, the weirder it seems to get, but I think your point about the timescales is right on the money.

They grow them there, so I assume so.Banana curry, anyone? :-)

Nothing, as long as they like bananas ...

There certainly looks like there is enough kilojoules in that to supply an Indian village with a month's power! Hope it was good!

No, but somehow I can't imagine BB as the little drummer boy ...

A red and blue mankini?

Chop stick, presumably (at least tonight!)

Lol! And I suppose the loser of the fight between the dogs becomes the next day's dim sims?

Not if there is a Channel Nine microphone nearby ....

Are you the drummer, BB?

Any chance of a report on here from the 'Fab Four' who will be there tonight?Hope it goes well - sounds already like the yarns will be spun like a Shane Warne special ... :-)

Like :-)

How many generations is that?

I remember hearing a story about someone who got one of those calls, and gave the phone to his three-year-old grandson. The following ten minutes were apparently hilarious for all concerned except the caller ...

I don't think a couple of hours with an antivirus program will clear up Essendon's problems, TBF

Sounds like one enormous elephant .... What about an alpaca? :-)

Nice TBF, but this is not Sparta ... :-)

Hear, hear, OD! The jewel in the Demonland crown. Well done Redleg and all.0-300 day sounds like a good omen for the Ashes ... :-)

Well done, TBF! 300 up before breakfast ...