Red and Bluebeard

I remember hearing a story about someone who got one of those calls, and gave the phone to his three-year-old grandson. The following ten minutes were apparently hilarious for all concerned except the caller ...

I don't think a couple of hours with an antivirus program will clear up Essendon's problems, TBF

Sounds like one enormous elephant .... What about an alpaca? :-)

Nice TBF, but this is not Sparta ... :-)

Hear, hear, OD! The jewel in the Demonland crown. Well done Redleg and all.0-300 day sounds like a good omen for the Ashes ... :-)

Well done, TBF! 300 up before breakfast ...

Just don't quote yourself. or Biffen will get narky ...

I'll say! Nice work, TBF!

I am quoting you now -- is that better? Cheap leg byes are very welcome at the Dees these days, I believe .. I think the Aussie cricket team could do with a few dozen as well

17 posts to go by my reckoning --- oh, make that 16 now ...

Cracking away, sir. It will be an absolute certainty if BBO and Biffen get cracking too

Well, if it is anything like last night, it will only take about 5 minutes ... I am the sort of cricket fan who is never worried whether a batsman gets his century before lunch, or before tea or whatever ... I just thought it might be amusing.

The real question is whether we will get to the 300 before Redleg's countdown to the draft gets to 0 ...

That spending time with grandchildren is more fun than talking about the Dees. No brainer for mine, same as OD it seems ....

Things go bananas?

Go hard and go home? Go hard at home? I am not sure that I like the sound of that ...

Sounds like it was a past life (and it must have been some mean $!@$%^@ of a frog ... )

Strewth! I thought possum style was an antipodean version of Gangnem style ...

Must a truly enormous frog then ....

!?! I didn't know that.Education on Demonland --- fancy that! I guess if Hitler had had his way, the Chinese would all have German names ....

Is Wong a common Malagasy name?

Those dim sims at the local dodgy chinese have to come from somewhere ...

So AHG are already seeing their investment pay off ... nice timing, OD!

The Real Big Frog ... the mind boggles ...

That doesn't make it white, DC ...