Red and Bluebeard

Perhaps your machine is possessed, DF. Has it been spending too much time talking to BBO's machine? :-)

Shows how far we have had to go looking for tall forwards ...

They would have painted the sea red as well ...

Only if he barracks for the Dees ...

I still have an old beanie in a draw somewhere that has the royal blue on it ...

Wow again! Is this a competition or something?

Wow! I didn't expect to be taken literally, but I am very glad that you did.

Works as normal for me.

Much better, BB. Between you and DF, it seems that anything is possible. Perhaps we can paint the world red and blue ... :-)

A bit monochrome on the face paint there, DF --- where is all the red? Cool braids, though ...

He'd probably lose the Big Banana, expand banana coverage to Victoria and Tasmania, sell the TV rights for a bazillion, sweep all the over-ripe bananas under the carpet, insist that there was no tanking of bananas but penalise people for doing it anyway, and go to his grave believing that no bent bananas were being paid whilst suspended ...

I think you are a very brave man, DF ...

Or perhaps small as in only a one-tonne ute ...

We had first pick? Todd Viney is an ex MFC captain, as well as an ex Hawthorn (and ex Adelaide) coach. The exception to prove the rule, perhaps ...

Its name is hope, OD. Someone tell the Reverend! :-)

Trained 'em to do what their owner would do, eh BBO?

Surely you would have a Demons umbrella, though?

Amen to that!

There's a first time for everything ... (now is that a metaphor? )

Its got the off-the-shoulder thing happening though ...

So it is Alpacalypse Now? And aren't there only supposed to be four of them?

They will live forever on this thread, OD ... There are worse ideas than a website entitled "The Wisdom of Old Dee"

Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

OD, can I borrow your book of similes? You seem to have an endless supply of them ..

You didn't say *AFL* premierships ... :-)