Red and Bluebeard

So it is Alpacalypse Now? And aren't there only supposed to be four of them?

They will live forever on this thread, OD ... There are worse ideas than a website entitled "The Wisdom of Old Dee"

Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

OD, can I borrow your book of similes? You seem to have an endless supply of them ..

You didn't say *AFL* premierships ... :-)

Me too!

Sounds good -- whatever works for you, DF. I am not sure where the No T$ No B$ stand is at Docklands, but the last couple of times that I have been there, I have taken to sitting a few rows back from the fence just to the left of the aisle where the Demons' coaches go and up down from the box. I get the feeling that this is not a general admission area, but no-one seems to check anything --- perhaps that is the effect of wearing an MFC scarf!

Correct, but I thought one of DF's criteria for choosing which game to attend was to attend one at the MCG .... Believe it or not I wasn't referring to our pathetic record there

You do realise this is at the Docklands and not the MCG?

Like most things, OD, I guess it is a matter of getting out what you put in. We have a beagle, who is about 3 years old, and very good with the kids. We haven't trained out of him the desire to go screaming out the front door at every opportunity, and he goes on digging and chewing festivals every now and again, but it doesn't sound like he is in the same class as the boxer.

That poor mutt looks like he has just been caught weeing on the carpet ...

No albatross either, I suppose ...

Now that is an alarm, DF! Sleeping through it might become permanent, though ... :-)

Sounds like you need a new alarm, Redleg

So no fingers on that clock either?

Nearly misread that last little bit, OD ....

Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers?

Hard to knock that for a start to the day, OD ...

Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... )

The Jesse Hogan of cats? I can't recall too many times I have seen an alligator on the wrong end of a fight ...

Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ...

Those of irish/scots descent?

Just slag off all nationalities -- that way, everyone gets offended ....

I don't like the sound of those "shady lawns" ... shady characters only!

There are those who claim the only thing better than beating the Pies by two points is beating them by one point .... Not me, though -- I am in the camp that says a twenty-goal win is twice as good as a ten-goal one ...