Red and Bluebeard

Jazza, I think this constitutes a declaration of membership in your stirrers club ... :-)

Thanks. One day I hope to read and write grasshopper ... :-)

Or is it a more, eh? And why is Les more only sometimes?

BB, you are turning into a fount of zen wisdom ... never disappoints

There is your problem right there, BB. Trying to give up thinking, myself ...

Not sure I am much use to you there, jazza -- used to help out on my uncle and aunt's farm many years ago, but calving was not one of my experiences (and I very much doubt one of Biffen's). I think you should also stay right away from any ideas BBO might have ...

Or maybe just some big and very stubborn calves ...

Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ...

Someone has to pick up the slack while DF is away (or wherever he is)

Did someone say fruity ideas? Try this ...

And who kicked our first goal again?

It did occur to me that we seem to have played better in the white abomination this year than in our real colours ... IMHO OD there are always positives and negatives --- it is a matter of where you choose to focus (eg form of Salem & Jamar).

So do we really have a jumper clash with Adelaide? Or is the white abomination vaguely justified this week? (Gotta do something to push this thread back onto the first page, and am sick of wading through all the player-bashing threads )

Too easy an excuse for mine ...

No, it doesn't make any sense, but it is the AFL we are talking about ... I did notice that Hawthorn wore a white abomination when they played the Suns at Metricon (and I think the Suns wore something similar in their MCG game against us last year).

Isn't that what alpacas are for?

The recipes sound good. Your secret is safe with me ...

How do you get all the pellets out of the cockies? And for that matter, how do you catch and de-spike the echidnas? Bbo would probably use a bazooka for both ... :-)

The young ones keep looking younger, and the older ones keep looking better, eh?

Happens to all of us, jazza. Don't like the sound of drinking plastic, though ...

So no humble or trucking foxes, eh DC?

Didn't pick you for a fox-lover, jazza

No comment needed ....

We should merge with the Melbourne Tigers or Melbourne Vixens after Sunday's game ...

Like Carlton?