Red and Bluebeard

Real men don't shave at all, whether with angle grinders, whippersnippers or other infernal devices. Hot water, fluffy white stuff and cold steel near one's throat first thing in the morning sounds like a pagan ritual that deserves to be abandoned. Beards rule!

That's a relief. I thought you might have used it for your recent Brazilian ...

They look too tall and healthy for that ...

Some of us would sign up for both insane and weird ... being a Dees supporter qualifies anyone for at least one of these ...

Good point. Demon Frog by name, Demon Frog by nature, I presume ...

Is that the same reason your avatar looks like it is about to bite something's head off?

Old habits are hard to break, OD ....

That might depend on whether you classify yourself as one of the sane ones or not ...

The non-AFL standards is particularly shown by our clangers. Not only couldn't we hit a cow's arze with a banjo, we would miss so spectacularly that we would knock ourselves out and scare the living #$!% out of the cow, which would go on a rampage and destroy everything in sight (except the banjo) ...

Are you a tall forward? If so, you are probably injured already ...

Speak for yourself ...

aka Dees' supporters day ... In any case, I think I fit right in ...

I had one too but the wheels fell off ...

Ok. How did you get that cow to smile like that in your avatar? Or don't I want to know ...

Hope there is plenty of booze (and banana cake)

Not without a few cases of hamstring tightness ...

I didn't know you could buy tall forwards in a box ..

I don't want to dampen your enthusiasm, but weren't there a few tons of mangosteens on MH370?

Figs are good, too. Should have a few to pick soon too.

I part company with you there, Redleg. Dates are a good snack, and date scones even better ...

It is clear that they need to learn, isn't it?

Very well, fellow ancient scholar. And yourself?

Call me old school, but for mine there is never a bad day for a Collingwood loss

I was looking forward to meeting up with you, DF. Sounds like QB it is then. I will be there, probably with my brother-in-law and my son. I think I have been at every . Round 1 game for the last six or seven years, so I see no reason to change this year.

I think a Victorian club will win the game between us and the Saints ...