Red and Bluebeard

The non-AFL standards is particularly shown by our clangers. Not only couldn't we hit a cow's arze with a banjo, we would miss so spectacularly that we would knock ourselves out and scare the living #$!% out of the cow, which would go on a rampage and destroy everything in sight (except the banjo) ...

Are you a tall forward? If so, you are probably injured already ...

Speak for yourself ...

aka Dees' supporters day ... In any case, I think I fit right in ...

I had one too but the wheels fell off ...

Ok. How did you get that cow to smile like that in your avatar? Or don't I want to know ...

Hope there is plenty of booze (and banana cake)

Not without a few cases of hamstring tightness ...

I didn't know you could buy tall forwards in a box ..

I don't want to dampen your enthusiasm, but weren't there a few tons of mangosteens on MH370?

Figs are good, too. Should have a few to pick soon too.

I part company with you there, Redleg. Dates are a good snack, and date scones even better ...

It is clear that they need to learn, isn't it?

Very well, fellow ancient scholar. And yourself?

Call me old school, but for mine there is never a bad day for a Collingwood loss

I was looking forward to meeting up with you, DF. Sounds like QB it is then. I will be there, probably with my brother-in-law and my son. I think I have been at every . Round 1 game for the last six or seven years, so I see no reason to change this year.

I think a Victorian club will win the game between us and the Saints ...

Yes, but somehow I had the feeling that an interstate side was likely to win the game between GWS and the Swans ... I agree with your general point, though.

Yeah, it seems a bit like an albatross attacked one of his alpacas or something ...

I want to hear what happens when the frog gets a kiss from a princess ....

DF, I read the words, but I have no idea what the #%^# you are talking about ...

Better keep an eye out for zombies, then ...

Perhaps your machine is possessed, DF. Has it been spending too much time talking to BBO's machine? :-)

Shows how far we have had to go looking for tall forwards ...

They would have painted the sea red as well ...