Red and Bluebeard

Out to Romsey? Or a nearby alpaca-kicking centre? Or are there foxes in Romsey too?

The backside in question wasn't all that little ... At the risk of sounding like BBO, I didn't know there are alpacas in Burwood

Is that your proposal for new flag for NZ, DF?

Shot that one down pretty quickly ...

You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?

Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ...

You can actually grow your own in Melbourne these days -- saw a banana tree at my local Bunnings the other day. Besides, moving to NZ doesn't sound like a means of increasing banana availability ...

All is not lost, OD. Here is a timely article on how to keep bananas ...

Sounds good, OD. May you see plenty more stirring wins! I almost hesitate to mention it, but given how Carlton are going tonight, there is a flicker of a tiny chance of a Dees victory next week (despite all the negative hype seemingly all , over Demonland). Yes, anticipating your reply, you are probably right though ...

At least you saw a win, OD. Looking forward to your report ...

Those steak sangas sound like good value -- here $2.50 will get you a snag in bread outside Bunnings if you are lucky ...

No idea OD, but I hope you have a great day.

Not sure what you are getting at. I was saying that lots of Melbourne people seem to feel that we wore one over tanking (to say the very least), but when the chance came for the AFL to "square up", they didn't, which is why the lack of a PP causes more angst than it should. I agree that others should have been investigated too, and that the AFL and consistent policy should never be mentioned in the same sentence ...

Bandwagon jumper It seems that they learned from what we did to them in the MCG game last year, ie get a winning lead, go to sleep and sneak home by bee's [censored]

No, I hadn't noticed I think there is a lot of sentiment about the PP being the "square up" for the tanking fiasco ...

They could probably kick better, though ..

Real men don't shave at all, whether with angle grinders, whippersnippers or other infernal devices. Hot water, fluffy white stuff and cold steel near one's throat first thing in the morning sounds like a pagan ritual that deserves to be abandoned. Beards rule!

That's a relief. I thought you might have used it for your recent Brazilian ...

They look too tall and healthy for that ...

Some of us would sign up for both insane and weird ... being a Dees supporter qualifies anyone for at least one of these ...

Good point. Demon Frog by name, Demon Frog by nature, I presume ...

Is that the same reason your avatar looks like it is about to bite something's head off?

Old habits are hard to break, OD ....

That might depend on whether you classify yourself as one of the sane ones or not ...

The non-AFL standards is particularly shown by our clangers. Not only couldn't we hit a cow's arze with a banjo, we would miss so spectacularly that we would knock ourselves out and scare the living #$!% out of the cow, which would go on a rampage and destroy everything in sight (except the banjo) ...