Red and Bluebeard

The Jesse Hogan of cats? I can't recall too many times I have seen an alligator on the wrong end of a fight ...

Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ...

Those of irish/scots descent?

Just slag off all nationalities -- that way, everyone gets offended ....

I don't like the sound of those "shady lawns" ... shady characters only!

There are those who claim the only thing better than beating the Pies by two points is beating them by one point .... Not me, though -- I am in the camp that says a twenty-goal win is twice as good as a ten-goal one ...

As long as your neighbour is neither a lyrebird nor an albatross ... :-)

Should have known to look on a golf course ... :-)

Where is DF at all? Hope the thieves didn't steal his internet connection. I thought he and OD would be swapping war stories as they both scrabble around on the floor trying to find their jaws ... :-)

You mean the People's Democratic Albatross-free Republic of Romsey, where lyrebirds are nervous, and alpacas roam free ...

You ran over an albatross as well? You must drive a tank! :-)

Is that like killing a mocking bird? You sound like a sick man, BBO :-)

Perhaps he did some dancing in the dark? And were you born in the USA, WJ? :-)

Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ...

The comments on the thread I will let go through to the keeper.As for Kingswood Country and the like. I think it is reasonable to say that it reflected the Australia of its day - a rougher, cruder and arguably simpler place than today (which is not necessarily better or worse, just different)

For ever and ever, amen, OD!

In 30 years time, fta tv won't exist -- it will be all pay-per-view on Youtube ...

It is not exactly kicking goals from all parts of the ground at the moment, either ...

Well before political correctness become the norm. I doubt `The Naked Vicar Show' would make it as a title today, and as for characters like Leo [censored] ...

Not the Kingswood! I just put a new tennis ball on the tow bar!

There is only one way to get off the topic on this thread ...

If that is for the game against the Dogs, it will be like that for a spot near the fence, I think, so that we can do high-fives after a win!

There is no such stand that I am aware of, but we can make one in honour of your visit ...

Let us know what you decide, DF. Perhaps we can all meet in the "No T$ No B$" stand that day...

But did the tea leaves sign a waiver? And are in denial? Or just swimmimg around endlessly because they can't sleep? :-)