Red and Bluebeard

I still have an old beanie in a draw somewhere that has the royal blue on it ...

Wow again! Is this a competition or something?

Wow! I didn't expect to be taken literally, but I am very glad that you did.

Works as normal for me.

Much better, BB. Between you and DF, it seems that anything is possible. Perhaps we can paint the world red and blue ... :-)

A bit monochrome on the face paint there, DF --- where is all the red? Cool braids, though ...

He'd probably lose the Big Banana, expand banana coverage to Victoria and Tasmania, sell the TV rights for a bazillion, sweep all the over-ripe bananas under the carpet, insist that there was no tanking of bananas but penalise people for doing it anyway, and go to his grave believing that no bent bananas were being paid whilst suspended ...

I think you are a very brave man, DF ...

Or perhaps small as in only a one-tonne ute ...

We had first pick? Todd Viney is an ex MFC captain, as well as an ex Hawthorn (and ex Adelaide) coach. The exception to prove the rule, perhaps ...

Its name is hope, OD. Someone tell the Reverend! :-)

Trained 'em to do what their owner would do, eh BBO?

Surely you would have a Demons umbrella, though?

Amen to that!

There's a first time for everything ... (now is that a metaphor? )

Its got the off-the-shoulder thing happening though ...

So it is Alpacalypse Now? And aren't there only supposed to be four of them?

They will live forever on this thread, OD ... There are worse ideas than a website entitled "The Wisdom of Old Dee"

Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

OD, can I borrow your book of similes? You seem to have an endless supply of them ..

You didn't say *AFL* premierships ... :-)

Me too!

Sounds good -- whatever works for you, DF. I am not sure where the No T$ No B$ stand is at Docklands, but the last couple of times that I have been there, I have taken to sitting a few rows back from the fence just to the left of the aisle where the Demons' coaches go and up down from the box. I get the feeling that this is not a general admission area, but no-one seems to check anything --- perhaps that is the effect of wearing an MFC scarf!

Correct, but I thought one of DF's criteria for choosing which game to attend was to attend one at the MCG .... Believe it or not I wasn't referring to our pathetic record there

You do realise this is at the Docklands and not the MCG?