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The Satyricon Demons?

Crikey!

Whack. (Hopefully this Tweet, including the video clip is inserted properly- but if not, the text says it all...) News Breakfast‏Verified account @BreakfastNews 8h8 hours ago More "I haven't talked about #AFLX much because I don't consider it to be a genuine competition," says @paulwkennedy. "I'd suggest that @aflwomens is way more important to the overall focus of Aussie Rules than some dodgy preseason competition that hardly anyone I know cares about." Visit facebook.com 4,266 views 0:00 / 0:41

I also wouldn't be surprised if there are 8 or more interchange players. Also, as a minor point, I'd like to see Hore's name before Frost's. Reads better.

The club wants you to RSVP? It might provide a little bit of data, but I doubt it would be of much use. I assume it's not compulsory, but it just seems odd to me to be asking in the first place.

Perhaps the target market is "older kids" - that is, teens and older - for whom a Friday night should work well. Or it's for the masses of international tourists without anything to do on a Friday night.

Is permission needed because he's apparently over 18 (an earlier poster said he turned 18 in May last year) or for some other reason? (Or both?)

Is it possible to pull a hamstring as a response to hearing your name called out by Eddie Betts?

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Are you referring to players or spectators?

Will we get to host it next year?

For those posters who have children or grandchildren who this product appears to be targeted at, it would be good to get your feedback on this site after the AFLX event (competition? tournament?) as to whether your children/grandchildren enjoyed it. It would be especially interesting if you were able to form a view as to whether it piqued any interest in those who previously had not shown much or any interest in AFL.

I suspect there's been no training this week to give the AFL clear air to publicise AFLX.

career-ending for its proponents wasn't one of the synonyms in your thesaurus? Pity

Whispering Jack regularly reminds us that a player is left out at team selection with an injury that wasn't disclosed prior to the team being picked. Today's Age has gone further and created a bone in the body that doesn't actually exist. Apparently Zac Fisher had a broken "fibia". Not only was it stated in the article written by Peter Ryan, but also in the picture caption. What other mystery injuries (real or imagined) can people remember? Howe with his frisbee injury. What else? Added link: https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/injury-concerns-behind-carlton-s-zac-fisher-20190206-p50w3j.html (The photo caption is in the print edition)

It was made clear in the same news story, sorry, puff piece, about Jetta designing the jumper that he wasn't fully recovered from shoulder surgery to be available.

We could be beneficiaries from this information. Infiniti should want to increase sales and therefore may up its marketing spend.

"FREMANTLE superstar Nat Fyfe says he has avoided serious damage to his troublesome elbow after being forced from the training track at Cockburn on Monday." Phew. For a moment there I thought they were training at a place called Elbow and he had an injury of a different sort.

It's a news program?

They missed a couple of opportunities with those rule changes. If the game really is intended for foreign markets such as Europe and the USA, obviously they should change to a round ball because the traditional shaped ball is too hard for the inexperienced and not readily available in those markets anyway. And given those northern hemisphere winters, it should be played indoors, in which case traditional goals would be no good, so put a ring on top of a pole at each end of the ground. They want to remove the bounce at the beginning of each quarter, so lets just throw the ball up at the start.

To be fair, if Roos had pruned the list to get rid of all the dead wood he inherited, he would hardly have had enough left to field a team.

Tricky word, "sanction". I know what you mean, but "sanction" can be used both negatively and positively. I hope everyone who read this realises that you were using "sanction" to mean "disapproves of" rather than "approves".

I thought that was Jack Watts

Have there been many (or any) indigenous AFL coaches? Was Michael O'Loughlin one? To answer my own question: Barry Cable certainly was.

Clearly Demonland needs a facetious/sarcastic font. We probably also need one for irony, another for political correctness and another for objecting to political correctness. Just in case.