Moonshadow

At least they changed the name of Biffen's Inlet

Used to be called Werribee South

Good to see Filthy back on the list

Corey Ter

You should hope we don't, with a profile picture like yours!

That's a fowl joke, ET

As long as the name isn't Biffen Pickett jnr

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0-d7wfPwei/

Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying... https://youtu.be/6FwWmLQB61k?feature=shared

Not draftable until 2025. He'll be 278cm by then, and still as thin as a straw! Needs to go on the Tmac diet pronto!

Hope the kid is OK, sounds painful

Meh... Jack Watts 2.0

Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

Who the hell let you back in???

Your user name is my favourite on here Dazzle!

What bait? Seriously this is ridiculous. I thought a young player with a giant leap might be given a nickname that suits. IMO Flighty is the perfect nickname for Jackson. We regularly apply nicknames to players that aren't necessarily the ones they get called by team mates. Many on here have profile names that illustrate this point, such as Lord Nev, DazzleDavey, petraccattack, etc Lets move on, stop misreading the tea leaves and get some rumours happening!

Likely around 35-40

Yes, Luke 'Flighty' Jackson Not saying he's gone of course, but its not totally safe

Tell us aomething we don't know, Biff. A German teabagger and snowdropper, none the less. Amongst the most emotionally repressed!

You're more behind than our other Demonland scoop New minnut, Luke Jackson isn't a lock to re-sign!

'Flighty' Jackson flies!

Oh, I just assumed that was his nickname. Isnt it?

Well done Dees. Well done Luke 'Flighty' Jackson. Happy to take the 1 year. Play finals and he'll stay longer.

I never kiss and tell, Ethan, you know that! ?

I've heard a rumour that Max is shavings his beard for good, Oliver will be sporting a comb over and Trump orange tan from now on, Spargo has grown 15cm, and Steven May has changed his name to Steven Will You can believe it, Nasher!