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Or had wedged someone into his own crevasse....

That's how he looks normally Biff.

Can you picture BBO going awol tonight and screaming "Miranda!!!"

Absolutely pizzing down where I am in Melb and a howling wind too boot. BBO is going to have 'one of these nights' at the Eagles concert at Hanging Rock. The only thing dry will be his thirst for alcohol.

Meanwhile, in the heart of Moscow, the Russian opposition leader was cowardly murdered, shot four times in the back just before a large protest rally against Vlad Putin. As much as I can't stand Abbott (or Shorten for that matter) I thank my lucky stars that doesn't happen here and hope we don't ever stoop to that level.

Victory to Uncle Bitter I say! Three cheers old chap. Have one for the rest of us.

Otherwise your business would be ruined Biff?

Certainly not Life In the Fast Lane....

Red wine, smokes, drugs, seduction and swingers parties all sound like a good night out to me Biff. What's the problem? I'll leave the other items for the old fellas here such as Jazzy O, BBO, od and dc.

Irony.

Only about 400-500,000 others at it too Earl. Great if you like sweating shoulder to shoulder with a massive bunch of strangers whilst moving at a snail's pace. I'm sure there will be a projection on BBOs torso that will amaze you.

Any confirmation from Garry Lyon on this?

You are both a hard act to follow. Hope you're satisfied.

Biff will pay using your credit card details he pilfered a while back.

Yes, please keep us informed demonking. Great work.

Can you give us a bit more detail to give some substance to what you are saying demonling? You make a massive call that will get most demon fans salivating in anticipation. How serious is this 'crack'? Which Aussie rules club is he playing for? Jus asking for a bit more detail.......

Viney, Stretch, Lovett, Davey, Lyon... maybe even a Stynes! To quote the Blues Brothers...."we're getting the band back together"

I think Jazzy O has drowned himself in cheap shiraz.

Your liver will thank you BBO. Might this be ongoing?

Gainfully, I hope. Your gain. Btw your French is impeccable.

Out of the knick I see Biff. Or was it rehab? No, no, no!

Not surprised, except for the female bit.

Uncle Bitter I think your new name is most appropriate. It defines your Febfast efforts AND your (now not so) new found gym abs. Are you still frequenting the local lycra 'n' sweat establishment? ......and I'm not talking about The Gat.

Drink up Jazzy O, you don't need Biff or BBO. A smoke goes very well with a drink of booze y'know.

Couldn't agree more old. Good to see you back Toady. Trust all is well in the wild west. Uncle Bitter my neighbours are doing Febfast and swear that the key is to drink soda water or mineral water from a wine glass and close your eyes. Most of your senses are satisfied, except taste of course. Who knows, you might even become a teetotaller out of this.