Moonshadow

I'm still trying to remove the vision from the reoccurring nightmares I've been getting since

So it was you ripping your shirt off at the G a few weeks ago! Good to see a man proud of his ample girth.

Lucky for you pressing the space bar on your keyboard more times than needed wont give the fingers blisters. You've got enough of those from other websites you frequent.

I find it very difficult to respect the opinion of a 'man' claiming to be above my level when he cannot even use the space bar on his keyboard at the appropriate moment. Two finger typing must be tough at the top, or even left hand typing when that is the only one not currently occupied elsewhere.

Did the Bentley get beaten by limp asparagus Earl? Hopefully they didn't throw potatoes

Sometimes an asparagus is just an asparagus dc.

The many mothers of his 23 children.....

Thought you were odds on to do that last Sunday Biff after all the beer you guzzled.

Was going to like your post, but I only like half of it DN9.

Melbourne the club or Melbourne the city? Drink quick, as it will be flat by 2017

That'll encourage him for sure

Biff, the only truth in this complete fiction is BBOs arseless chaps and your arrest. BTW, that child cost me way too much on eBay, might ask for a refund.

Give him an elbow for the team Red. You'll only get a slap on the wrist as penalty.

I have it on good authority that BBO teaches at this school and has been under the pump of late. "Drink a cup of concrete and harden up" is a dead give away....... http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/teacher-barred-from-the-classroom-after-49-complaints-20150427-1muday.html

Jessie would've learnt a lot playing on McFarlane. Good to see him travelling up the ground to get involved when we were struggling with inside 50's.

If I recall with greater accuracy, Uncle Bitter spent the afternoon leering at women nearby, regardless of age, race, religion or se xuality. You are the consummate equal opportunist Bitty. When I commented on a good passage of play of a goal, you brushed my comment off, as your focus was elsewhere. At your age, it's difficult to focus beyond 1 metre. Biffen went out of the beer gates fast, downing about 8 pots in the first hour. The police must have been tailing him from the Gat because there seemed to be a high concentration of the blue brigade in the isles around our seats. I must say, its been a while since I sat next to someone who could shout so loud that the players on the far side wing jumped with fright. I believe I now have permanent hearing loss in my left ear. Thanks Biff. I rang the obscene behaviour phone number, but they put me on hold due to a large number of calls from our bay. BBO, your classy sheila will no longer attend the football with you because of your wretched halitosis, she told me. Apart from the match, my 2 disappointments for the day were: Watching Biff engage in a thespian conversation with the only Freo supporter game enough to sit near us, what a traitor to his class! BBO and Biff stopping beer consumption at 3/4 time despite my demands to toughen up. Soft cooks.

BBO milks any teat he can get his hands on Maple. The rest he subbies out.

Might take more than one, dare I say.

Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

If I could add one more thing, it would be for Jessie to fall head over heels with a lovely woman who has strong ties to the Melbourne (the city) and wouldn't move to Perth ever.

Btw, I just found the word 'pyne' online in uban dictionary... "TOP DEFINITION Pyne In Australia, one of the most insulting words you can use. It is an acceptable replacement for most profane or derogatory terms. Derived from education minister Christopher Pyne's name. "Pyne off, you pyneing pynehole." "The Australian government are a pyney useless bunch of pyneing pynes"."

Biff would you still pine for him if he had a tatt that said 'I love mum' or a pic of tweety bird, or maybe a quote from Micky M, eg, "the earth moves slow, but the ox is patient"?

Tu dormis et tempus ambulat.

Got an email from the club promoting a new line: retro woolen jumper, scarf, beanie and DIY knits. Looks good. No lace up jumper, player cap or 3/4 length shorts though. https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/100-australian-wool-retro-guernsey-pre-sale-1

Like the new avatar Toady. Where exactly is Bernie's hand?